Cypress Knee Online Newsletter
March 12, 2025
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Entertainment Calendars
Get ready for a sunny autumn at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort! Our new fall ENTERTAINMENT CALENDARS are now uploaded and available for you to download, save to your devices, or print out. Packed with exciting themed weekends and activities, these calendars make it easy to plan your perfect fall getaway. Book your stay with us and experience all the seasonal fun we have in store. Don’t miss out on the best fall ever!
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Wednesday, March 12
12:00 pm - Extra Long Pool Party with DJ Dave
2:00 pm - Notables Spring Concert, Lakeside Restaurant (Doors-1:30)
2:30 pm - Better Balance, Gameroom
6:00 pm - Live Music at Cheeks with Kitty
Thursday, March 13
12:00 pm - All Request Pool Party with DJ Dave, West Pool
5:00 pm - Karaoke Party at Scuttlebutts with Dave
Friday, March 14
St. Patrick's Day Weekend
7:45 am - Pickleball Tournament Registration (Men’s 70+ Doubles) DEADLINE 8:30 am
9:15 am - Pickleball Tournament Registration (Women’s 70+ Doubles) DEADLINE 10:00 am
12:00 pm - Weekend Kickoff Pool Party with DJ Dave, West Pool
6:00 pm - Bar Trivia with Dave, Scuttlebutts Lounge
7:00 pm - Karaoke with Dave, Scuttlebutts
7:00 pm - Dancing Under The Stars with DJ Xavier, West Pool
Saturday, March 15
7:45 am - Pickleball Tournament Registration (Men's All Ages) DEADLINE 8:30 am
8:00 am - Fishing Tournament Registration
9:00 am - Fishing Tournament on Brown Lake
9:30 am - Pickleball Tournament Registration (Women's All Ages)
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Xavier, West Pool
6:00 pm - Super Mega Trivia with Dave, Scuttlebutts Lounge
7:00 pm - Live Music by The RBT Band, Lakeside Live
8:00 pm - Late Night Dance with DJ Dave, Cheeks
Sunday, March 16
7:30 am - Pickleball Tournament Registration (Mixed Doubles "B" and 70+) DEADLINE 8:30 am
9:15 am - Pickleball Tournament Registration (Mixed Doubles "A" and Open) DEADLINE 10:00 am
12:00 pm - Live Music Poolside with Andy
6:00 pm - Poolside Games with Dave
8:30 pm - Dive In Movie at the East Pool
(*Weather Permitting)
For further events happening at Cypress Cove, check out our webpage for What's Coming Up!
Club Activities - Visitors Welcome!
Maybe your idea of a fun vacation is learning a new skill or meeting new people.
If you're heading to Cypress Cove for a vacation and want to check out the active clubs, click the button below. We have all kinds of interesting clubs that come together for a sport, a craft, or a game.
Newcomers are always welcome!
Cheeks Dining This Week
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Cheeks Kitchen Hours Breakfast:
7 days a week: 8:00 am - 10:30 am
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Lunch/Dinner:
Sunday - Thursday: 11:00 am - 9:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 11:00 am - 10:00 pm
Cheeks Bar Hours:
Monday - Thursday: 8:00 am - 11:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 8:00 am - 1:00 am
Sunday: 11:00 am - 11:00 pm
Last call is 1 hour prior to closing!
Please call for pick-up or
delivery: 407-933-3529
*Menu Subject to Change Due to Availability*
Next Week's Entertainment & Events:
Wednesday, March 19
10:30 am - Yoga with Mary in the Clubhouse
12:00 pm - Extra Long Pool Party with DJ Dave
2:30 pm - Better Balance, Gameroom
6:00 pm - Live Music at Cheeks with Rob
Thursday, March 20
12:00 pm - All Request Pool Party with DJ Dave, West Pool
5:00 pm - Karaoke Party at Scuttlebutts with Dave
Friday, March 21
Halloween Part II Weekend
12:00 pm - Weekend Kickoff Pool Party with DJ Caril, West Pool
5:00 pm - 6:00 Line Dancing Night Instruction (Dinner Service)
6:00 pm - 9:00 pm - Line Dancing Night at Lakeside Live (Dinner Service)
6:00 pm - Bar Trivia with Dave, Scuttlebutts Lounge
7:00 pm - Dancing Under the Stars with Caril, West Pool
Saturday, March 22
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Dave, West Pool
6:00 pm - Super Mega Trivia with Dave, Scuttlebutts Lounge
7:00 pm - Halloween Part II Dance & Costume Contest
with Doc Fu & The Soul Surgeons at Lakeside Live
8:00 pm - Dancing Under the Stars with DJ Dave, Cheeks
9:00 pm - Halloween Part II Costume Contest -
Win Dinner for 2 at Cheeks for the Funniest, Scariest, and Best Overall
Sunday, March 23
8:00 am - 4:00 pm Cypress Cove Garage Sale, Property Wide
12:00 pm - Live Music Poolside with More Than Venus
6:00 pm - Poolside Games with Dave, Old Cheeks
8:30 pm - Dive In Movie at the East Pool
(*Weather Permitting)
For future events at Cypress Cove, check out our calendars page to view and download them!
Dive-In Movies Return
Get ready for enchanting Sunday nights as Dive-In Movies return to Cypress Cove Nudist Resort's East Pool! Every Sunday at 8:30 PM, enjoy a unique cinematic experience—float in the pool or lounge under the stars while watching your favorite films.
Cheeks Bar & Grill, just steps away, offers a variety of snacks and beverages to make your movie night even better. Whether you're in the mood for a refreshing drink, a savory bite, or a sweet treat, they've got you covered.
With the perfect blend of entertainment, relaxation, and great refreshments, Dive-In Movies at Cypress Cove are the ideal way to unwind with friends and family. Mark your calendars and don’t miss out on this magical evening!
New Cable Being Laid
If you've been at the resort recently, you may have noticed ongoing cable work. We’re excited to be upgrading to new fiber optic cables at Cypress Cove! However, with any major project, there can be a few unexpected challenges. Since our community was built many years ago, some underground utility locations aren’t familiar to them. Despite the crew’s caution, the work has accidentally hit a water main twice.
As a result, there may be occasional water service interruptions, as well as potential cable or internet outages. We appreciate your patience and understanding as we work through these improvements. Thank you for bearing with us—we’re looking forward to a more reliable and upgraded network for our community!
12th Annual Cypress Cove Spring Pickleball Tournament
Mark your calendars! The 12th Annual Cypress Cove Spring Pickleball Tournament is happening March 14-16, 2025.
Friday, March 14 – New Event! 70+ Men’s & Women’s Doubles
- Men’s 70+ Doubles – Check-in CLOSES AT 8:30 AM
- Women’s 70+ Doubles – Check-in CLOSES AT 10:00 AM
Saturday, March 15 – All-Ages Men’s & Women’s Doubles
- Men’s Doubles – Check-in CLOSES AT 8:30 AM
- Women’s Doubles – Check-in CLOSES AT 10:00 AM
Sunday, March 16 – Mixed Doubles
- Mixed Doubles B & 70+ – Check-in CLOSES AT 8:30 AM
- Mixed Doubles A & Open – Check-in CLOSES AT 10:00 AM
Join us Sunday at noon for a special appearance by the King & Queen of Cypress Cove Mardi Gras! The tournament raffle will take place before the medal presentations around 2:00 PM, followed by a post-play Happy Hour to celebrate a fantastic weekend of competition!
For bracket details or questions, visit covepickleballclub.com or call 972-333-3532. See you on the courts!
Fishing Tournament March 15
Get ready to cast your lines! The Annual Fishing Tournament returns on March 15 from 9 AM to 12 Noon. Registration will take place on the Lakeside Deck from 8–9 AM, with a $3 entry fee.
Participants will have a chance to win great prizes and take part in a 50/50 drawing. Enjoy a free hot dog, chips, and soda with paid entry. Non-participants can purchase the same for just $3.
All ages are welcome! A limited number of poles and bait will be available. Don't miss out on a fun morning by the lake!
Nude Bowling is Just Minutes from Cypress Cove!
Have you ever wanted to bowl in the buff? Now’s your chance! Join our naturist friends from Crossed Oaks Haven for a special Nude Bowling event at Orange Bowl Kissimmee on Sunday, March 16, 2025, from 10 AM to 1 PM.
Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in the spirit of fun—wear your green (okay, maybe just socks) and enjoy a friendly game with fellow naturists. A 50/50 drawing will take place at 12:30 PM, and the concession stand will be open for snacks and drinks.
Pricing:
Ages 35 and up: $20
Ages 18 - 35: $10
Ages 18 and under: FREE
Orange Bowl Lanes
1221 East Vine St.
Kissimmee, FL 34744
For more details or questions, contact thebowlinglady61@gmail.com. Don’t miss out on this unique, fun-filled event!
Yoga with Guest Instructor Mary!
NEW LOCATION!!! These classes will be in the CLUBHOUSE!!!
Join us for a relaxing and rejuvenating yoga session with guest instructor Mary! She will be leading a special class on MARCH 19, at 10:30 AM in the Clubhouse.
Can't attend this date? Not to worry, Mary will be back with us on April 9th at 10:30 am in the clubhouse.
Take this opportunity to stretch, breathe, and find your inner peace. All levels are welcome!
Trailer Trash Block Party – A Rockin’ Good Time!
Y’all get ready for a night of down-home fun at the Trailer Trash Block Party on Blue Sky Lane on Wednesday, March 19! Festivities kick off at 4:30 PM, so grab your party spirit and join your neighbors for a night of great food, cold drinks, and live music under the stars!
Potluck Feast: Bring your favorite dish to share between 4:30 – 5:00 PM. We’ll chow down between 5:00 – 6:00 PM—so come hungry! Plates, dinnerware, napkins, and ice will be provided, but don’t forget to bring your own beverages.
Live Music: Starting at 6:00 PM, get ready to dance the night away with the RBT BAND and Four Amigo’s Band, keeping the party going until 10:00 PM.
What to Bring: Your favorite drink and a comfy chair so you can sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
Lend a Hand: If you’re willing to help with setup or cleanup, reach out to Mike McPherson at mcphersonmike70@yahoo.com.
March 23 Community Garage Sale
Mark your calendars for Sunday, March 23rd, and get ready to uncover some hidden treasures at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort! The excitement kicks off at 8 AM with our highly anticipated spring garage sale.
As our snowbirds prepare to migrate north for the summer, they’re eager to pass along their cherished belongings to new owners like you. From unique décor and household items to gently used clothing and unexpected gems, you never know what you’ll find!
Want to sell your own items? Sign up on the Activities Office door to secure your spot or you can reply to the newsletter email and we will add you to the list. Sellers who register in advance will be included on our seller's map, making it easier for treasure hunters to find you.
Don’t miss this fantastic opportunity to shop, sell, and connect with the Cove community. Be sure to stop by the office to pick up a map of all participating sellers. We can’t wait to see you there!
Save Lives & Get a Wellness Check at the Cypress Cove Blood Drive!
Join us on Sunday, March 23, from 11 AM – 4 PM, as we team up with OneBlood for a life-saving blood drive! Every donor will receive a T-shirt, a $20 e-Gift Card, and a free wellness check-up including blood pressure, pulse, temperature, iron count, and cholesterol screening.
Your donation can make a difference! Make your appointment now by clicking here.
Cypress Cove Prom: Enchantment Under the Sea
Great Scott! Get ready to go back in time for a night of nostalgia and magic at The Cypress Cove Prom: Enchantment Under the Sea on Saturday, April 5, 2025! This is your density... er, destiny to experience an unforgettable evening filled with shimmering décor, timeless tunes, and some romance. Purchase your prom pictures with Cove Pics by Dan Erwin.
Common Ground will have you dancing like it’s 1955, setting the perfect vibe for a night that’s truly outta time. Whether you’re dressed to impress or going au naturel, this clothing-optional event will be one for the history books—no DeLorean required.
So make like a tree and be there!
Residential Spring Contest is Back!
Get ready to welcome the vibrant spirit of spring back to Cypress Cove Resort with our highly anticipated Residential Spring Contest! From March 1 to May 31, 2025, residents can showcase their creativity and dedication to beautifying their homes in two exciting categories: Most Beautiful Lot and Most Improved Lot.
It's your chance to shine! Submit your photos for consideration and let your stunning landscaping speak for itself. But the excitement doesn't stop there – you also get to play a part in determining the winners by voting for the Most Beautiful Lot category.
What's at stake? Only the best prizes to reward your hard work! Winners in each category will receive a generous $250 Lowe's gift card, perfect for sprucing up your outdoor oasis, along with a charming yard sign to proudly display your achievement.
Submit your entries and votes to nominations@cypresscoveresort.com, ensuring to include your lot number for clarity. For those without email access, don't fret – you can cast your vote in person at our front office. Remember, one vote per lot, please!
Need some inspiration? Explore helpful spring cleaning and Florida-friendly landscaping tips from trusted sources like Country Door, UF Landscaping Program, and UF Landscaping Blog. Let's make this spring a season of growth, beauty, and community pride!
To all our visitors, take a leisurely stroll through our streets and marvel at the stunning landscapes lovingly cultivated by our residents. Let's celebrate the beauty of nature and the dedication of our community together.
Let's make this spring the most beautiful yet at Cypress Cove Resort – we can't wait to see your blossoming creativity!
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The Mardi Gras bike parade was so popular we had our fur babies parading!
One of the fantastic lamp posts from our Lamp Post Competition.
Your 2025 Mardi Gras Court
Mike & Joyce: King & Queen
Joe and Rebecca: Duke and Duchess of Music
Pam and Jeff: Duke and Duchess of Pickleball
Anna: Duchess of Art
Our General Manager, Peter Sewall tried to make a quick escape on this trike, but he was soon caught.
He picked the perfect escape vehicle, it's got a Porche engine!
Check out these vintage rides.
We even had beautiful modern vehicles!
This one was a classic for sure.
They Corvettes looked like matching pairs. One was a 65 and the other, 67.
Someone was representing the Cove in their brand new Ford F-250 Tremor.
Naturist Education Foundation was here at Cypress Cove.
Did you stop by The Naturist Society's booth? Albert was standing in for Norma.
One of the first speeches of International Women's Day was Shelly from Help Now talking about domestic violence.
Lakeside Restaurant served famous chef-inspired dishes for International Women's Day.
This was Chef Julia Childs Sole Meuniere.
Cypress Cove Nudist Resort... America's #1 Family Friendly Naturist Resort.
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