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January 21, 2026

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Entertainment Calendars

Plan your fun at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort with our new live Entertainment Calendar. We’ve transitioned from a printable PDF to an online, real-time calendar so you always have the most up-to-date information. With so much happening around the resort, this calendar automatically updates whenever our Activities schedule is refreshed in Google Calendar.

From exciting themed weekends to daily activities, it’s never been easier to plan your stay. Bookmark it, check in often, and build your perfect Cypress Cove getaway around everything that’s happening—because you won’t want to miss a moment.


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Wednesday, January 21
12:00 pm - 5:00 pm - Extra Long Pool Party with DJ Dave
6:00 pm - Live Music at Cheeks with Venus

Thursday, January 22
12:00 pm - All Request Pool Party with DJ Dave
5:00 pm - Karaoke Party with Dave

Friday, January 23
Pirate Party Weekend

12:00 pm - Weekend Kick-Off Pool Party with DJ Dave
6:00 pm - Bar Trivia with Dave 
7:00 pm - Dancing Under The Stars with DJ Dave


Saturday, January 24
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Carlos
6:00 pm - Super Mega Trivia 3000
7:00 pm - Lakeside Live presents... The Jolly Rogers 
8:00 pm - Late Night Dance Cheeks with DJ Dave
9:00 pm - Costume Contest, Lakeside Live

Sunday, January 25
12:00 pm - SPECIAL EDITION Sunday Afternoon Pool Party
6:00 pm - Game Night with Dave at Old Cheeks


*Weather Permitting
For future events at Cypress Cove, check out our online calendars page!


Club Activities - Visitors Welcome!

Maybe your idea of a fun vacation is learning a new skill or meeting new people.
If you're heading to Cypress Cove for a vacation and want to check out the active clubs, click the button below. We have all kinds of interesting clubs that come together for a sport, a craft, or a game. 
Newcomers are always welcome! 


Cheeks Dining This Week

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 Cheeks Kitchen Hours Breakfast
7 days a week: 8:00 am - 10:30 am

Cheeks Kitchen Hours Lunch/Dinner:
Sunday - Thursday: 11:00 am - 9:00 pm 
Friday & Saturday: 11:00 am - 10:00 pm

Cheeks Bar Hours
Monday - Thursday: 8:00 am - 11:00 pm 
Friday & Saturday: 8:00 am - 1:00 am

Sunday: 11:00 am - 11:00 pm
Last call is 1 hour prior to closing!


Please call for pick-up or 
delivery: 407-933-3529

*Menu Subject to Change Due to Availability*


Next Week's Entertainment & Events: 



Wednesday, January 28
12:00 pm - 5:00 pm - Extra Long Pool Party with DJ Dave
6:00 pm - Live Music at Cheeks with Charlie

Thursday, January 29
12:00 pm - All Request Pool Party with DJ Dave
5:00 pm - Karaoke Party with Dave

Friday, January 30
Elvis Weekend

12:00 pm - Weekend Kick-Off Pool Party with DJ Caril
6:00 pm - Bar Trivia with Dave 
7:00 pm - Dancing Under The Stars with DJ Caril
7:00 pm - Special Edition Karaoke Party with Dave


Saturday, January 31
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Carlos
6:00 pm - Dave's Super Mega Trivia 3000
7:00 pm - Lakeside Live presents... Live Tribute to Elvis
8:00 pm - Late Night Dance Cheeks with DJ Dave

Sunday, February 1
8:00 am - 2:00 pm - Sunday Brunch at Lakeside Restaurant
11:00 am - Naked Astronomer presents...

12:00 pm - Sunday Fun-Day
2:00 pm - Sunday Fun-Day
4:00 pm - Sunday Fun-Day


(*Weather Permitting)
For future events at Cypress Cove, check out our online calendars page!

Theme Schedule 2026

Our 2026 Themed Weekend Schedule is here! Take a moment to browse the lineup, print a copy for your fridge, or pick one up in the Front Office. The schedule includes an “Updated” date at the bottom of the page—this will help you quickly identify the most current version.

For the easiest access, we recommend bookmarking the schedule page on our website so you’ll always have the latest and greatest at your fingertips. Whether you’re a planner or a last-minute adventurer, we’ve got you covered!


Low-Key Evenings at Lakeside Restaurant

Do you love a calm, intimate dining experience? Friday nights at Lakeside Restaurant are made just for you. With no live band and no dance floor, it’s the perfect setting for real conversation and relaxed connection.

Whether you’re meeting someone special, enjoying a family dinner, dining nude for the first time, or catching up with old friends, Friday nights offer a peaceful, upscale atmosphere that lets the moment shine.

If the party-and-dancing scene isn’t your style, make your Friday night reservations at Lakeside... It’s the best-kept secret on the property.


Get ready to shake, rattle, and roll

From poolside jams and late-night dancing to trivia, karaoke, and a special live tribute to the King himself, this weekend is packed with nonstop fun and unforgettable vibes. Whether you’re channeling your inner rock star, crooning your favorite classics, or just soaking up the energy, there’s something for everyone. Top it all off with Sunday brunch, games, and stellar entertainment, and you’ve got a weekend fit for royalty. Don’t be cruel—come join the celebration!


Pirate Party Weekend is Here!

Get ready to set sail for a swashbuckling good time at Cypress Cove! Saturday night, Lakeside Restaurant will be buzzing with live music from The Jolly Rogers Band, bringing high-energy tunes and pirate vibes to the waterfront.

Break out your best pirate costume... There will be a costume contest at 9 PM, and one lucky buccaneer will be crowned Best Dressed! Whether you come as a fearsome captain, a mischievous rogue, or a glamorous pirate queen, this is your chance to shine.

Arrr you ready for a legendary night?


Chili & Soup Cook-Off Cornhole Fundraiser

Saturday, January 31, 2026 at 12–2 PM

Join us for a fun-filled afternoon at the Chili & Soup Cook-Off Cornhole Fundraiser on Saturday, January 31, 2026, from 12–2 PM at the cornhole courts behind Old Cheeks! Come hungry and ready to sample a variety of delicious homemade chilis and soups, cast your vote for your favorites, and enjoy the lively atmosphere. Sample cups are just $1 each, desserts are $2, and after 2 PM, you can grab a take-home bowl for $5. Every taster receives one voting ticket to help crown the crowd favorite. We’ll also have a 50/50 raffle (tickets are $1 each or 6 for $5), door prizes, and plenty of community fun. Never played cornhole? No problem—stop by for a quick lesson between 12–2 PM and join in the fun. Bring your friends, bring your appetite, and come enjoy a great event for a great cause!

For those interested in competing in the cook-off, there is a $10 entry fee, with only 20 spots available. Register by January 25, 2026, to receive a free dessert coupon. Setup time is 11–11:30 AM, and all supplies will be provided, including tables, tents, ladles, and electricity. Prizes include $100 for 1st place, $50 for 2nd place, and $25 for 3rd place. To enter, contact Peggy Barton at (612) 518-1722.


Brunch... but better

What could be better than a clothing-optional Brunch at Lakeside Restaurant on February 1, 2026, from 8 AM to 2 PM?
Savor delicious, chef-inspired dishes while soaking in breathtaking lake views. It’s the perfect way to start your day—relaxed, flavorful, and beautifully lakeside.


What’s Up in the Sky?

Join us each month for a cosmic journey with The Naked Astronomer! On the first Sunday of every month at 11 AM in the Clubhouse, he’ll guide us through the wonders of the night sky with his Constellation of the Month presentation. Whether you’re a seasoned stargazer or just curious about what twinkles above, this engaging and easy-to-follow talk will leave you starstruck. Come discover the stories, science, and magic written in the stars!

Next meeting: Sunday, February 1st at 11 am.


Yoga with Mary

Join us for Yoga with Mary, hosted in the Cove’s Clubhouse from 10:30 AM to 11:30 AM on the dates below. Mary, one of our talented campers, is generously volunteering her time to guide you through a relaxing and energizing yoga practice.

Whether you're a seasoned yogi or just looking to stretch and unwind, this session is perfect for all skill levels. Bring your mat, a water bottle, and an open mind as we come together to embrace wellness and community spirit.

Dates: 
February 4 - 10:30 AM to 11:30 AM in the clubhouse
February 11 - 10:30 AM to 11:30 AM in the clubhouse

See you there! Namaste!


All Aboard! Cruise Bus Info

The Bare Necessities Nude Cruise is right around the corner, and while our villas are officially booked solid, the good news is… we still have room on our buses! Whether you're sailing out with us, sailing back, or need both directions—we’ve got your ride covered.

Already Booked in the Villas?

If you’re staying with us for four or more nights, you’re already set to receive complimentary round-trip bus transportation for two (a $250 value!).
But don’t forget: you still need to submit your bus registration form so we can reserve your seats. 

We will have a special cruise shirt designed and ready for purchase. In addition, we are offering a boxed lunch you can purchase to ensure a relaxing pitstop halfway to the port. 

Calling All Residents!

Residents heading out for the cruise are welcome aboard, too! Just be sure to complete a registration form so we can count you in for the fun.

Grab Your Form & Get On the List

Download your registration form here or pick up one at the front office and return it to the front desk once completed.
Have questions? Email Kelly@CypressCoveResort.com.

How to Submit Your Form

Please return your completed form to Kelly in the main office:

Cruise Details

February 9–20, 2026
11 days at sea aboard the Norwegian Pearl.
For more information about Bare Necessities, click here.


Mardi Gras Date Change – Mark Your Calendars!

The Mardi Gras Committee has an exciting update to share: this year’s Mardi Gras Celebration at Cypress Cove will take place on Tuesday, March 3, 2026.

Why the change? We want to make sure no one misses out! By shifting the celebration just a bit, our Cove family can enjoy Mardi Gras in the best of both worlds:

  • Those sailing away on the Nude Cruise will be back in time to join the festivities right here at home.
  • Those planning to head to New Orleans can still soak in the Big Easy experience—and then relive it with us, Cove-style (and clothing optional!).

Mardi Gras at the Cove is all about celebration—and this move helps ensure more members and guests can join in the parades, beads, music, food, and fun that define the tradition. If you've already made reservations for the original dates, please give us a call at 407-933-5870 to change your dates.

Mark your calendars, dust off those masks and costumes, take note of the theme: Mardi Gras — Cove Style, and get ready to laissez les bon temps rouler—Cove-style—on March 3!


DRIVER SAFETY IS BACK!

Get ready to hit the road with confidence this spring! The AARP Driver Safety Class returns to Cypress Cove on Sunday, March 22, from 9 AM to 4 PM in the Clubhouse.

Learn updated driving techniques, crash-avoidance strategies, and defensive driving tips—all while earning a potential discount on your auto insurance.

Registration:
Sign up on the sheet posted on Regis’ Activities Office door or call the Cypress Cove Office at 407-933-5870.

Class size is limited to 20 students.

What to Bring:

  • Your driver’s license

  • Payment by check only (no cash), made payable to AARP

    • $20 for AARP members (with membership card)

    • $25 for non-members

Have questions? Call 407-314-1798.

Start the spring season off safely and smartly—this is one class you don’t want to miss!


Nudist News Outside the Cove

See what's making headlines in nudist news around the world. Check out our social media channels to see what's happening.
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Have You Seen Us Lately?


Campground fun:  You may come back to your camper and find that "You Got Moooo'd!" You get to enjoy it for a week, and then you choose someone else to be Moo'd.


It is so much fun looking at all the various types of camping vehicles. This is one of the most interesting. 


The contestants are ready for the final question of the 4 rounds/2 days of the Super Mega Trivia 3000 Championship Finals. 


Congratulations to Laura, our Spring Season Super Mega Trivia Champion!


A great band, Old School, played all our favorite music on Saturday night at Lakeside Restaurant. 


One of our beautiful owls kept an eye on people coming to the Lakeside Restaurant on Saturday night. 


"Where Have You

Taken the Cove?"

SEND US YOUR PHOTOS!!!
 We want to see where you have worn your Cypress Cove t-shirt, no matter which style it is! Wear it to town, the grocery store, while you are out and about, or at a national monument, and send us a photo! You will be featured in our newsletter or on our social media channels. 

Don't have a shirt yet? Purchase one at the main office or call and order one to show your pride in Cypress Cove! 
Call us at Toll-Free (888) 683-3140.

Send photos to Newsletter@CypressCoveResort.com   


Resident Steve took Cypress Cove to Stonehenge.

Thank you for sending it in, and safe travels!

Where have you worn your Cypress Cove T-shirts?
Please send us a photo!


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It's never been a better time to stay at Cypress Cove! Book Online, Email Reservations, or Call Reservations toll-free at 888-683-3140.

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