Cypress Knee Online Newsletter
March 11, 2026
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Entertainment Calendars
Plan your fun at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort with our new live Entertainment Calendar. We’ve transitioned from a printable PDF to an online, real-time calendar so you always have the most up-to-date information. With so much happening around the resort, this calendar automatically updates whenever our Activities schedule is refreshed in Google Calendar.
From exciting themed weekends to daily activities, it’s never been easier to plan your stay. Bookmark it, check in often, and build your perfect Cypress Cove getaway around everything that’s happening—because you won’t want to miss a moment.
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Thursday, March 12
12:00 pm - All Request Pool Party with DJ Dave
5:00 pm - Karaoke Party with DJ Dave
Friday, March 13
St. Patrick's Day Weekend
12:00 pm - Weekend Kick-Off Pool Party with DJ Dave
6:00 pm - Bar Trivia with Dave
7:00 pm - Dancing Under The Stars with DJ Dave
7:00 pm - Lakeside Live Presents... The R.B.T. Band
Saturday, March 14
9:00 am - Spring Craft Fair
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Dave
6:00 pm - Super Mega Trivia 3000
7:00 pm - Lakeside Live presents... The St. Patrick's Dance with 3 Thieves
8:00 pm - Late Night Dance Cheeks with DJ Carlos
Sunday, March 15
11:00 am - Science Time with Timmy, Clubhouse
12:00 pm - Poolside Music with Venus
6:00 pm - Game Night with Dave
8:00 pm - Dive-In Movie
*Weather Permitting
For future events at Cypress Cove, check out our online calendars page!
Club Activities - Visitors Welcome!
Maybe your idea of a fun vacation is learning a new skill or meeting new people.
If you're heading to Cypress Cove for a vacation and want to check out the active clubs, click the button below. We have all kinds of interesting clubs that come together for a sport, a craft, or a game.
Newcomers are always welcome!
Cheeks Dining This Week
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Cheeks Kitchen Hours Breakfast:
7 days a week: 8:00 am - 10:30 am
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Lunch/Dinner:
Sunday - Thursday: 11:00 am - 9:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 11:00 am - 10:00 pm
Cheeks Bar Hours:
Monday - Thursday: 8:00 am - 11:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 8:00 am - 1:00 am
Sunday: 11:00 am - 11:00 pm
Last call is 1 hour prior to closing!
Please call for pick-up or
delivery: 407-933-3529
*Menu Subject to Change Due to Availability*
Next Week's Entertainment & Events:
Tuesday, March 17
St. Patrick's Day
1:00 pm - Day Golf Cart & Bike Parade
Wednesday, March 18
12:00 pm - 5:00 pm - Extra Long Pool Party with DJ Dave
6:00 pm - Live Music at Cheeks with Rob
Thursday, March 19
12:00 pm - All Request Pool Party with DJ Dave
5:00 pm - Karaoke Party with DJ Dave
Friday, March 20
Halloween Part II Weekend
First Day of Spring
12:00 pm - Weekend Kick-Off Pool Party with DJ Caril
6:00 pm - Bar Trivia with Dave
7:00 pm - Dancing Under The Stars with DJ Caril
7:00 pm - Special Edition Karaoke Party with Dave
Saturday, March 21
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Carlos
6:00 pm - Super Mega Trivia 3000
7:00 pm - Lakeside Live presents... Yacht A Rock
8:00 pm - Late Night Dance Cheeks with DJ Dave
9:00 pm - Costume Contest at Lakeside Restaurant
Sunday, March 22
12:00 pm - Poolside Music with Rob
6:00 pm - Game Night with Dave
8:00 pm - Dive-In Movie
(*Weather Permitting)
For future events at Cypress Cove, check out our online calendars page!
Dive-In Movies Return
Get ready for enchanting Sunday nights as Dive-In Movies return to Cypress Cove Nudist Resort's East Pool! Every Sunday at 8:00 PM, enjoy a unique cinematic experience—float in the pool or lounge under the stars while watching your favorite films.
Cheeks Bar & Grill, just steps away, offers a variety of snacks and beverages to make your movie night even better. Whether you're in the mood for a refreshing drink, a savory bite, or a sweet treat, they've got you covered.
With the perfect blend of entertainment, relaxation, and great refreshments, Dive-In Movies at Cypress Cove are the ideal way to unwind with friends and family. Mark your calendars and don’t miss out on this magical evening!
Theme Schedule 2026
Our 2026 Themed Weekend Schedule is here! Take a moment to browse the lineup, print a copy for your fridge, or pick one up in the Front Office. The schedule includes an “Updated” date at the bottom of the page—this will help you quickly identify the most current version.
For the easiest access, we recommend bookmarking the schedule page on our website so you’ll always have the latest and greatest at your fingertips. Whether you’re a planner or a last-minute adventurer, we’ve got you covered!
Residential Spring Contest is Back!
Get ready to welcome the vibrant spirit of spring back to Cypress Cove Resort with our highly anticipated Residential Spring Contest! From March 1 to May 31, 2025, residents can showcase their creativity and dedication to beautifying their homes in two exciting categories: Most Beautiful Lot and Most Improved Lot.
It's your chance to shine! Submit your photos for consideration and let your stunning landscaping speak for itself. But the excitement doesn't stop there – you also get to play a part in determining the winners by voting for the Most Beautiful Lot category.
What's at stake? Only the best prizes to reward your hard work! Winners in each category will receive a generous $250 Lowe's gift card, perfect for sprucing up your outdoor oasis, along with a charming yard sign to proudly display your achievement.
Submit your entries and votes to nominations@cypresscoveresort.com, ensuring to include your lot number for clarity. For those without email access, don't fret – you can cast your vote in person at our front office. Remember, one vote per lot, please!
Need some inspiration? Explore helpful spring cleaning and Florida-friendly landscaping tips from trusted sources like Country Door, UF Landscaping Program, and UF Landscaping Blog. Let's make this spring a season of growth, beauty, and community pride!
To all our visitors, take a leisurely stroll through our streets and marvel at the stunning landscapes lovingly cultivated by our residents. Let's celebrate the beauty of nature and the dedication of our community together.
Let's make this spring the most beautiful yet at Cypress Cove Resort – we can't wait to see your blossoming creativity!
Car Show Winners
Congratulations to our Rock ‘N Roll Car Show Winners!
What an incredible turnout for this year’s show. Thank you to everyone who brought their vehicles, shared stories, and helped make the event such a success. We’re excited to recognize this year’s standout entries:
• Best Daily Driver: Colleen cruised away with the trophy in her beautiful Corvette, proving that everyday cars can still turn plenty of heads.
• Furthest Miles Traveled: Rick S earned this honor after making the longest journey to be part of the show — talk about dedication to the drive!
• Queen of the Road: Kate & Janine claimed this title with style, spirit, and a ride that captured the crowd’s attention.
• Best Overall Car: John K not only helped organize the event, but also drove away with the Best Overall Car trophy — a well-deserved win for both his efforts and his outstanding vehicle.
Thank you again to everyone who participated, voted, and helped create such a fun afternoon celebrating classic cars and great company here at the Cove.
St. Patrick's Day Parade
Get ready to bring the luck of the Irish to Cypress Cove! Join us on Tuesday, March 17, for our St. Patrick’s Day Golf Cart & Bike Parade. Decorate your golf carts and bikes in your best green, gold, and shamrock spirit and be part of the fun. Participants should line up at the Lake Overflow Parking Lot at 12:45 PM, with the parade stepping off at 1:00 PM. The route will make a festive pass through the campground, wind its way down the residential roads, and finish with another pass through the campground so everyone can enjoy the celebration. Whether you’re riding or cheering from the sidelines, it’s a great way to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day Cove-style!
Pickle-Golf
Looking for something a little different on the course? Join us for Pickle-Golf, a fun and silly twist on the traditional game, held on the first and third Mondays of each month at the Cypress Cove Golf Course. The action starts at 3:00 pm with a three-person best ball scramble that blends two favorite pastimes into one unforgettable round. Players will tee off with a pickleball, adding just the right amount of challenge—and laughter—to the game.
At only 30¢ per person, it’s low cost, high energy, and guaranteed to deliver big laughs and a little bit of mild chaos. Grab two friends and come experience one of the most entertaining rounds of golf you’ll play all week.
Spring Craft Fair at the Clubhouse
Join us on Saturday, March 14th, from 9:00 AM to 2:00 PM in the Clubhouse for our annual Spring Craft Fair! Come browse a wonderful selection of handmade goods, unique gifts, seasonal décor, and creative treasures crafted by talented local vendors. It’s the perfect opportunity to shop small, support artisans, and find something special to welcome the spring season.
Interested in being a vendor? If you haven’t reserved your table yet, please call (315) 523-4339 as soon as possible to secure your spot.
We can’t wait to see you there!
Nude Bowling – St. Patrick’s Day Edition!
Organized by our friends at Crossed Oaks Haven
Get ready to roll into some shamrock-inspired fun! Join us on March 15 for Nude Bowling and celebrate St. Patrick’s Day in true festive style. Wear your best green gear — there will be a prize for the Best St. Patrick’s Day Costume (or accessories)!
50/50 Drawing at 12:30 PM
Limited to 80 bowlers — preregistration required!
Adults: $20
18 & Under: FREE
To secure your spot, payment must be made in advance. Accepted payment methods:
• Cash
• Cash App: $CrossedOaksHaven
• Venmo: 352-817-2987
• PayPal: crossedoakshaven@aol.com (please use Friends & Family)
For additional information, email:
crossedoakshaven@aol.com
thebowlinglady6l@gmail.com
Don’t wait — once we hit 80 bowlers, that’s it! Let’s make it a lucky day on the lanes!
The Notables Spring Concert
Join us for an afternoon of music, harmony, and seasonal cheer as The Notables, our talented auditioned singing group, take the stage for their Spring Concert on Thursday, March 19, at 2:00 pm at Lakeside Restaurant.
From uplifting favorites to beautifully blended harmonies, this special performance is the perfect way to welcome the season. Grab a refreshing drink, settle in by the lake, and enjoy an hour of live music performed by some of our very own Cove voices.
Come support these incredible performers and let the sounds of spring fill the air.
No cover — just great music and great company.
13th Annual Spring Tournament
Get ready to serve up some springtime fun at Cypress Cove!
Join us March 20–22, 2026, for the 13th Annual Spring Pickleball Tournament, a weekend of friendly competition, great rallies, and plenty of Cove camaraderie. Players of all skill levels and age groups will take to the courts throughout the weekend, with divisions for 70+, All-Ages Men’s & Women’s B, All-Ages Men’s & Women’s A, Open, and Mixed play.
Whether you’re competing for the win or cheering from the sidelines, it’s the perfect chance to enjoy beautiful spring weather, meet fellow pickleball enthusiasts, and experience the lively spirit of the Cove. Grab your paddle and join the action!
Garage Sale!
Mark your calendars for Sunday, March 22nd, and get ready to uncover some hidden treasures at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort! The excitement kicks off at 8 AM with our highly anticipated spring garage sale.
As our snowbirds prepare to migrate north for the summer, they’re eager to pass along their cherished belongings to new owners like you. From unique décor and household items to gently used clothing and unexpected gems, you never know what you’ll find!
Want to sell your own items? Sign up HERE to secure your spot, or you can reply to the newsletter email, and we will add you to the list. Sellers who register in advance will be included on our seller's map, making it easier for treasure hunters to find you.
Don’t miss this fantastic opportunity to shop, sell, and connect with the Cove community. Be sure to stop by the office to pick up a map of all participating sellers. We can’t wait to see you there!
DRIVER SAFETY IS BACK!
Get ready to hit the road with confidence this spring! The AARP Driver Safety Class returns to Cypress Cove on Sunday, March 22, from 9 AM to 4 PM in the Clubhouse.
Learn updated driving techniques, crash-avoidance strategies, and defensive driving tips—all while earning a potential discount on your auto insurance.
Registration:
Sign up on the sheet posted on Regis’ Activities Office door or call the Cypress Cove Office at 407-933-5870.
Class size is limited to 20 students.
What to Bring:
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Your driver’s license
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Payment by check only (no cash), made payable to AARP
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$20 for AARP members (with membership card)
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$25 for non-members
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Have questions? Call 407-314-1798.
Start the spring season off safely and smartly—this is one class you don’t want to miss!
Trailer Trash Block Party – A Rockin’ Good Time!
Y’all get ready for a night of down-home fun at the Trailer Trash Block Party on Blue Sky Lane on Wednesday, March 18! Festivities kick off at 4:30 PM, so grab your party spirit and join your neighbors for a night of great food, cold drinks, and live music under the stars!
Potluck Feast: Bring your favorite dish to share between 4:30 and 5:00 PM. We’ll chow down between 5:00 and 6:00 PM—so come hungry! Plates, dinnerware, napkins, and ice will be provided, but don’t forget to bring your own beverages.
Live Music: Starting at 6:00 PM, get ready to dance the night away with the RBT BAND and Four Amigos Band, keeping the party going until 10:00 PM.
What to Bring: Your favorite drink and a comfy chair so you can sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
Lend a Hand: If you’re willing to help with setup or cleanup, reach out to Mike McPherson at 913-788-0228 or mcphersonmike70@yahoo.com.
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Have You Seen Us Lately?
The Open Mic Night was packed full of talent. Here are some of our Cove Friends who performed at Lakeside Restaurant on Friday night.
Some of the hardworking team members who put on the Open Mic Nights during our winter snowbird season.
Lynn from Homes Au Naturel registered guests for International Women's Day. The activities were a lot of fun and extremely well attended.
The Rock N Roll Car Show with music by DJ Dave.
The Rock N Roll Car Show featured vehicles ranging from vintage classics to cool and unique ones.
Another fun day on the Sunning Yard with friends & family.
And yes, we did have free snow cones by Brown Lake Homes. This is what Winter looks like at Cypress Cove.
A full moon marks the end of a very busy week of wonderful activities at Cypress Cove—another week of Living in Paradise.
"Where Have You
Taken the Cove?"
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Don't have a shirt yet? Purchase one at the main office or call and order one to show your pride in Cypress Cove!
Call us at Toll-Free (888) 683-3140.
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Ray and Carol from Ocho Rios, Jamaica! Enjoying one of the last ports of call aboard the BIG NUDE BOAT 2026.
Thank you for sending it in, Ray and Carol. Hope you had a wonderful time.
Where have you worn your Cypress Cove T-shirts?
Please send us a photo!
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