Cypress Knee Online Newsletter

January 7, 2026

It's time to plan your vacation!
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Entertainment Calendars

Plan your fun at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort with our new live Entertainment Calendar. We’ve transitioned from a printable PDF to an online, real-time calendar so you always have the most up-to-date information. With so much happening around the resort, this calendar automatically updates whenever our Activities schedule is refreshed in Google Calendar.

From exciting themed weekends to daily activities, it’s never been easier to plan your stay. Bookmark it, check in often, and build your perfect Cypress Cove getaway around everything that’s happening—because you won’t want to miss a moment.

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Wednesday, January 7
12:00 pm - 5:00 pm - Extra Long Pool Party with DJ Dave
6:00 pm - Live Music at Cheeks with Big Ron

Thursday, January 8
12:00 pm - All Request Pool Party with DJ Dave
5:00 pm - Karaoke Party with Dave, Scuttlebutts
6:00 pm - Open Mic Rehearsal, Clubhouse

Friday, January 9
Caribbean Weekend
12:00 pm - Weekend Kick-Off Pool Party with DJ Dave
6:00 pm - Bar Trivia with Dave 
7:00 pm - Open Mic Night, Lakeside Restaurant
7:00 pm Dancing Under The Stars with DJ Carlos

Saturday, January 10
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Carlos
3:00 pm - Body Painting Jam, Clubhouse (Come watch the painters in action!) 
6:00 pm - Dave's Super Mega Trivia 3000
7:00 pm - Body Painting Jam PRESENTATION, Lakeside Restaurant
7:00 pm - Lakeside Live presents... Caribbean Dance By The Caribbean Experience 
8:00 pm - Late Night Dance Cheeks with DJ Dave

Sunday, January 11
12:00 pm - Pop Up Pool Party with Dave, West Pool
 

(*Weather Permitting)
For future events at Cypress Cove, check out our online calendars page!

Club Activities - Visitors Welcome!

Maybe your idea of a fun vacation is learning a new skill or meeting new people.
If you're heading to Cypress Cove for a vacation and want to check out the active clubs, click the button below. We have all kinds of interesting clubs that come together for a sport, a craft, or a game. 
Newcomers are always welcome! 

Cheeks Dining This Week

Click Here for this week's menu

 Cheeks Kitchen Hours Breakfast: 
7 days a week: 8:00 am - 10:30 am

Cheeks Kitchen Hours Lunch/Dinner:
Sunday - Thursday: 11:00 am - 9:00 pm 
Friday & Saturday: 11:00 am - 10:00 pm

Cheeks Bar Hours: 
Monday - Thursday: 8:00 am - 11:00 pm 
Friday & Saturday: 8:00 am - 1:00 am
Sunday: 11:00 am - 11:00 pm
Last call is 1 hour prior to closing!

Please call for pick-up or 
delivery: 407-933-3529

*Menu Subject to Change Due to Availability*

Next Week's Entertainment & Events: 

Wednesday, January 14
10:30 am - Yoga with Mary in the Clubhouse
12:00 pm - 5:00 pm - Extra Long Pool Party with DJ Dave
6:00 pm - Live Music at Cheeks with Big Ron

Thursday, January 15
12:00 pm - All Request Pool Party with DJ Dave
5:00 pm - Karaoke Party with Dave, Scuttlebutts

Friday, January 16
Member Appreciation Weekend
12:00 pm - Weekend Kick-Off Pool Party with DJ Caril
6:00 pm - Super Mega Trivia 3000 Championship Round 1
6:30 pm -  Super Mega Trivia 3000 Championship Round 2
7:00 pm - Dancing Under The Stars with DJ Caril

Saturday, January 17
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Dave
6:00 pm - Dave's Super Mega Trivia 3000 Championship Round 3
6:30 pm - Dave's Super Mega Trivia 3000 Championship FINAL
7:00 pm - Lakeside Live presents... Old School
8:00 pm - Late Night Dance Cheeks with DJ Carlos

Sunday, January 18
11:00 am - Science Time with Timmy, Clubhouse
2:00 pm - Sunday Fun-Day
4:00 pm - Sunday Fun-Day
6:00 pm - Sunday Fun-Day
(*Weather Permitting)
For future events at Cypress Cove, check out our online calendars page!

Sunday Fun-Day | January & February Only

When the cooler months roll in, the fun moves indoors at Cypress Cove! Join us for Sunday Fun-Day, a special winter-only series happening every Sunday from January 4 through February 22.

Expect a rotating lineup of dart competitions, trivia, music, and surprise activities—all hosted by the one and only DJ Dave. No two Sundays are the same, so come curious and ready for anything. You never know what’s coming next!

Showtimes each Sunday: 2 PM, 4 PM & 6 PM
Indoor events—perfect for cooler weather

Grab a drink, bring your friends, and make Sundays the highlight of your winter at the Cove.

Yoga with Mary

Join us for Yoga with Mary, hosted in the Cove’s Clubhouse from 10:30 AM to 11:30 AM on the dates below. Mary, one of our talented campers, is generously volunteering her time to guide you through a relaxing and energizing yoga practice.

Whether you're a seasoned yogi or just looking to stretch and unwind, this session is perfect for all skill levels. Bring your mat, a water bottle, and an open mind as we come together to embrace wellness and community spirit.

Dates: 
January 7 - 10:30 AM to 11:30 AM in the clubhouse Cancelled 
January 14 - 10:30 AM to 11:30 AM in the clubhouse (Tentative Date)
February 4 - 10:30 AM to 11:30 AM in the clubhouse
February 11 - 10:30 AM to 11:30 AM in the clubhouse

See you there! Namaste!

Jan 9 - Open Mic Night at Lakeside Restaurant
Hosted by Dave

We’re lucky to have an incredible group of seasonal residents who’ve come together to form an equally incredible band! They’re the talent behind our Open Mic Nights at Lakeside Restaurant, bringing great music, fun energy, and plenty of Cove spirit to the stage.

Even better—Dave himself hosts these lively evenings, making each one a night to remember!

Don't miss the kick-off event!

When: Friday, January 9, 2026
Time: 7 PM – 10 PM
Where: Lakeside Restaurant (Reservations Suggested)

Audience:
These nights sell out, so reserve your table now to enjoy an unforgettable night of outstanding talent! Call 407-933-3588 and leave a message with your full name, reservation date and time, and party size.

Calling all musicians and music lovers!  Whether you're ready to take the stage or just want to watch and enjoy a fantastic evening of live entertainment, Open Mic Night is the place to be.

Musicians:

• Want backup from our talented house band? Join us for rehearsals
  • Thursday, January 8, from 6 pm to 8 pm in the Clubhouse
• Prefer to go solo? Just show up that night and add your name to the schedule! New musicians welcome.

Questions?
Reach out to Rebecca via her Facebook Messenger HERE (click message). Please note, rehearsals are optional and only for those wanting house band support.

Don’t miss this chance to showcase your talent or cheer on our incredible performers. See you there!

Body Painting Jam at Cypress Cove

Cypress Cove is proud to host a Body Painting Jam on January 10, coordinated by professional body painter Mandi Ilene. Painting begins at 3 pm in the clubhouse, where artists will spend about three hours transforming human canvases into stunning works of living art. All guests are welcome to stop by and watch the creative process unfold up close.

Mandi Ilene is a lifelong artist known for her bold colors, detailed storytelling, and dynamic body art. She is the founder of BASE Orlando (Body Art Showcase & Exhibit) and has produced more than 20 live body art shows since 2014. Her work has been featured and awarded at major national and international competitions, including events right here at Cypress Cove.

Mandi has invited an incredible lineup of artists for this jam, including "HUGGI" (Kahlil Caesar), a Caribbean-born artist with over 30 years of artistic experience, and "Chevy" Johnson, winner of the 2025 Cypress Cove Body Painting Competition, and an accomplished competitor and amazing artist in the body painting world, with more talented artists anticipated.

At 7 pm, the finished body art will take the stage at Lakeside Restaurant for a live showcase of these beautiful living canvases. Make dinner reservations by calling 407-933-3588 (Menu Here) and enjoy an evening where art, performance, and creativity come together in a truly unforgettable way.

Curious minds, this one’s for you!

Have you ever wondered how artificial intelligence really works, why astronauts age more slowly in outer space, what quantum physics actually is (and why it’s so hard to understand), or even how slot machines work—and if they can be beaten? Then you won’t want to miss Science Time with Timmy.

Science Time with Timmy is a fun and engaging lecture series that breaks down complex scientific ideas into clear, easy-to-understand concepts. Each session explores a different fascinating topic through interactive demonstrations, approachable explanations, and plenty of opportunities for curiosity and questions. No science background is required—just bring your curiosity.

When: Third Sunday of each month, beginning January 18
Time: 11:00 am
Where: The Clubhouse

Whether you’re a young explorer or a lifelong learner, Science Time with Timmy makes learning about science accessible, entertaining, and surprisingly fun.

Nude Bowling (Winter Session Added!)

Due to overwhelming popularity, Crossed Oaks Haven has added a third Winter Nude Bowling event! Join us on Sunday, January 18, at Orange Bowl Lanes from 10:00 am – 1:00 pm for a fun and carefree morning on the lanes.

This special date falls on the day before the Nude Cruise departure and on Super Bowl Sunday, making it the perfect way to kick off an exciting week ahead.

Admission is $20 for adults over 30 and $10 for those under 30. Concessions will be available for purchase.

For additional details or questions, please contact CrossedOaksHaven@aol.com.

Membership Appreciation Weekend

Experience the ultimate Membership Appreciation Weekend at Cypress Cove January 16 - 18! We're dedicated to celebrating our valued members, and this weekend brings exclusive perks just for you.

Members enjoy a lavish 50% off Villa rates with a minimum stay of 2 nights and a maximum of 3 nights. Indulge in member Happy Hour pricing throughout the entire weekend—5 pm Friday through closing on Sunday. As a special treat, relish a 50% discount on applicable ground fees.

But that's not all! If you refer a new member, they'll have their processing fees waived, and you'll receive a generous reward of $100 Cove Coins per couple or $50 Cove Coins per single member. 

To add an extra layer of excitement, join us for the Super MEGA Trivia 3000 Championship happening this weekend. Championship rounds 1 & 2 are happening on Friday, and round 3, and the finals are happening on Saturday. Test your knowledge and stand a chance to win ultimate prizes. It's a weekend dedicated to honoring our fantastic members, and we invite you to join the celebration at Cypress Cove. See you there!

All Aboard! Cruise Bus Info

The Bare Necessities Nude Cruise is right around the corner, and while our villas are officially booked solid, the good news is… we still have room on our buses! Whether you're sailing out with us, sailing back, or need both directions—we’ve got your ride covered.

Already Booked in the Villas?

If you’re staying with us for four or more nights, you’re already set to receive complimentary round-trip bus transportation for two (a $250 value!).
But don’t forget: you still need to submit your bus registration form so we can reserve your seats. 

We will have a special cruise shirt designed and ready for purchase. In addition, we are offering a boxed lunch you can purchase to ensure a relaxing pitstop halfway to the port. 

Calling All Residents!

Residents heading out for the cruise are welcome aboard, too! Just be sure to complete a registration form so we can count you in for the fun.

Grab Your Form & Get On the List

Download your registration form here or pick up one at the front office and return it to the front desk once completed.
Have questions? Email Kelly@CypressCoveResort.com.

How to Submit Your Form

Please return your completed form to Kelly in the main office:

• Front Desk Drop-Off

• Fax: (407) 933-3559 (ATTN: Kelly)

• Email: Kelly@CypressCoveResort.com

Cruise Details

February 9–20, 2026
11 days at sea aboard the Norwegian Pearl.
For more information about Bare Necessities, click here.

Mardi Gras Date Change – Mark Your Calendars!

The Mardi Gras Committee has an exciting update to share: this year’s Mardi Gras Celebration at Cypress Cove will take place on Tuesday, March 3, 2026.

Why the change? We want to make sure no one misses out! By shifting the celebration just a bit, our Cove family can enjoy Mardi Gras in the best of both worlds:

• Those sailing away on the Nude Cruise will be back in time to join the festivities right here at home.
• Those planning to head to New Orleans can still soak in the Big Easy experience—and then relive it with us, Cove-style (and clothing optional!).

Mardi Gras at the Cove is all about celebration—and this move helps ensure more members and guests can join in the parades, beads, music, food, and fun that define the tradition. If you've already made reservations for the original dates, please give us a call at 407-933-5870 to change your dates.

Mark your calendars, dust off those masks and costumes, take note of the theme: Mardi Gras — Cove Style, and get ready to laissez les bon temps rouler—Cove-style—on March 3!

Nudist News Outside the Cove

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Have You Seen Us Lately?

New Year's Eve at Cypress Cove is a thing of beauty. 

The New Year's Eve buffet was a great way to celebrate the end of a fun year and the beginning of another wonderful year at Cypress Cove. 

Some of the hardworking staff at Lakeside Restaurant who make the magic happen.

Peter & Charles came dressed to impress. 

The Charlie Redd Band provided the Nude Year's Eve music at Lakeside.

The fun continued at Lakeside on Saturday night with More Than Venus.

The first Sunday of every month, Brunch at Lakeside Restaurant is a treat you don't want to miss. 

"Where Have You

Taken the Cove?"

SEND US YOUR PHOTOS!!!
 We want to see where you have worn your Cypress Cove t-shirt, no matter which style it is! Wear it to town, the grocery store, while you are out and about, or at a national monument, and send us a photo! You will be featured in our newsletter or on our social media channels. 

Don't have a shirt yet? Purchase one at the main office or call and order one to show your pride in Cypress Cove! 
Call us at Toll-Free (888) 683-3140.

Send photos to Newsletter@CypressCoveResort.com   

Mike M at an elephant sanctuary outside of Chiang Mai, Thailand

What an incredible sight, Mike! Thank you for sending it in!

Where have you worn your Cypress Cove T-shirts?
Please send us a photo!

Book a Room Today!

It's never been a better time to stay at Cypress Cove! Book Online, Email Reservations, or Call Reservations toll-free at 888-683-3140.

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Questions, comments or submissions? E-mail us at newsletter@CypressCoveResort.com or call 888-683-3140