Cypress Knee Online Newsletter

January 14, 2026

It's time to plan your vacation!
Here's what's coming up...
     
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Entertainment Calendars

Plan your fun at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort with our new live Entertainment Calendar. We’ve transitioned from a printable PDF to an online, real-time calendar so you always have the most up-to-date information. With so much happening around the resort, this calendar automatically updates whenever our Activities schedule is refreshed in Google Calendar.

From exciting themed weekends to daily activities, it’s never been easier to plan your stay. Bookmark it, check in often, and build your perfect Cypress Cove getaway around everything that’s happening—because you won’t want to miss a moment.

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Wednesday, January 14
10:30 am - Yoga with Mary in the Clubhouse
12:00 pm - 5:00 pm - Extra Long Pool Party with DJ Dave
6:00 pm - Live Music at Cheeks with Big Ron

Thursday, January 15
5:00 pm - Karaoke Party with Dave, Scuttlebutts

Friday, January 16
Member Appreciation Weekend
6:00 pm - Super Mega Trivia 3000 Championship Round 1
6:30 pm -  Super Mega Trivia 3000 Championship Round 2
7:00 pm - BONUS KARAOKE with DJ Dave, Scuttlebutts

Saturday, January 17
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Dave
6:00 pm - Super Mega Trivia 3000 Championship Round 3
6:30 pm - Super Mega Trivia 3000 Championship FINAL
7:00 pm - Lakeside Live presents... Old School
8:00 pm - Late Night Dance Cheeks with DJ Carlos

Sunday, January 18
11:00 am - Science Time with Timmy, Clubhouse
12:00 pm - Sunday Fun-Day - Brain Games 50/50 Quiz
2:00 pm - Sunday Fun-Day  - Name That Tune!
4:00 pm - Sunday Fun-Day - Pictionary
(*Weather Permitting)

For future events at Cypress Cove, check out our online calendars page!

Club Activities - Visitors Welcome!

Maybe your idea of a fun vacation is learning a new skill or meeting new people.
If you're heading to Cypress Cove for a vacation and want to check out the active clubs, click the button below. We have all kinds of interesting clubs that come together for a sport, a craft, or a game. 
Newcomers are always welcome! 

Cheeks Dining This Week

Click Here for this week's menu

 Cheeks Kitchen Hours Breakfast: 
7 days a week: 8:00 am - 10:30 am

Cheeks Kitchen Hours Lunch/Dinner:
Sunday - Thursday: 11:00 am - 9:00 pm 
Friday & Saturday: 11:00 am - 10:00 pm

Cheeks Bar Hours: 
Monday - Thursday: 8:00 am - 11:00 pm 
Friday & Saturday: 8:00 am - 1:00 am
Sunday: 11:00 am - 11:00 pm
Last call is 1 hour prior to closing!

Please call for pick-up or 
delivery: 407-933-3529

*Menu Subject to Change Due to Availability*

Next Week's Entertainment & Events: 

Wednesday, January 21
12:00 pm - 5:00 pm - Extra Long Pool Party with DJ Dave
6:00 pm - Live Music at Cheeks with Venus

Thursday, January 22
12:00 pm - All Request Pool Party with DJ Dave
5:00 pm - Karaoke Party with Dave

Friday, January 23
Pirate Party Weekend
12:00 pm - Weekend Kick-Off Pool Party with DJ Dave
6:00 pm - Bar Trivia with Dave 
7:00 pm - Dancing Under The Stars with DJ Dave

Saturday, January 24
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Carlos
6:00 pm - Super Mega Trivia 3000
7:00 pm - Lakeside Live presents... The Jolly Rogers 
8:00 pm - Late Night Dance Cheeks with DJ Dave
9:00 pm - Costume Contest, Lakeside Live

Sunday, January 25
2:00 pm - Sunday Fun-Day
4:00 pm - Sunday Fun-Day
6:00 pm - Sunday Fun-Day
(*Weather Permitting)
For future events at Cypress Cove, check out our online calendars page!

Sunday Fun-Day | January & February Only

When the cooler months roll in, the fun moves indoors at Cypress Cove! Join us for Sunday Fun-Day, a special winter-only series happening every Sunday from January 4 through February 22.

This week's activities will include Brain Games, Name That Tune!, and Pictionary. 

SPECIAL Showtimes this week!!
12 PM - Brain Games
2 PM - Name That Tune!
4 PM - Pictionary
Indoor events—perfect for cooler weather!

Grab a drink, bring your friends, and make Sundays the highlight of your winter at the Cove.

Curious minds, this one’s for you!

Have you ever wondered how artificial intelligence really works, why astronauts age more slowly in outer space, what quantum physics actually is (and why it’s so hard to understand), or even how slot machines work—and if they can be beaten? Then you won’t want to miss Science Time with Timmy.

Science Time with Timmy is a fun and engaging lecture series that breaks down complex scientific ideas into clear, easy-to-understand concepts. Each session explores a different fascinating topic through interactive demonstrations, approachable explanations, and plenty of opportunities for curiosity and questions. No science background is required—just bring your curiosity.

When: Third Sunday of each month, beginning January 18
Time: 11:00 am
Where: The Clubhouse

Whether you’re a young explorer or a lifelong learner, Science Time with Timmy makes learning about science accessible, entertaining, and surprisingly fun.

Nude Bowling (Winter Session Added!)

Due to overwhelming popularity, Crossed Oaks Haven has added a third Winter Nude Bowling event! Join us on Sunday, January 18, at Orange Bowl Lanes from 10:00 am – 1:00 pm for a fun and carefree morning on the lanes.

This special date falls on the day before the Nude Cruise departure and on Super Bowl Sunday, making it the perfect way to kick off an exciting week ahead.

Admission is $20 for adults over 30 and $10 for those under 30. Concessions will be available for purchase.

For additional details or questions, please contact CrossedOaksHaven@aol.com.

Membership Appreciation Weekend

Experience the ultimate Membership Appreciation Weekend at Cypress Cove January 16 - 18! We're dedicated to celebrating our valued members, and this weekend brings exclusive perks just for you.

Members enjoy a lavish 50% off Villa rates with a minimum stay of 2 nights and a maximum of 3 nights. Indulge in member Happy Hour pricing throughout the entire weekend—5 pm Friday through closing on Sunday. As a special treat, relish a 50% discount on applicable ground fees.

But that's not all! If you refer a new member, they'll have their processing fees waived, and you'll receive a generous reward of $100 Cove Coins per couple or $50 Cove Coins per single member. 

To add an extra layer of excitement, join us for the Super MEGA Trivia 3000 Championship happening this weekend. Championship rounds 1 & 2 are happening on Friday, and round 3, and the finals are happening on Saturday. Test your knowledge and stand a chance to win ultimate prizes. It's a weekend dedicated to honoring our fantastic members, and we invite you to join the celebration at Cypress Cove. See you there!

Chili & Soup Cook-Off Cornhole Fundraiser

Saturday, January 31, 2026 at 12–2 PM

Join us for a fun-filled afternoon at the Chili & Soup Cook-Off Cornhole Fundraiser on Saturday, January 31, 2026, from 12–2 PM at the cornhole courts behind Old Cheeks! Come hungry and ready to sample a variety of delicious homemade chilis and soups, cast your vote for your favorites, and enjoy the lively atmosphere. Sample cups are just $1 each, desserts are $2, and after 2 PM, you can grab a take-home bowl for $5. Every taster receives one voting ticket to help crown the crowd favorite. We’ll also have a 50/50 raffle (tickets are $1 each or 6 for $5), door prizes, and plenty of community fun. Never played cornhole? No problem—stop by for a quick lesson between 12–2 PM and join in the fun. Bring your friends, bring your appetite, and come enjoy a great event for a great cause!

For those interested in competing in the cook-off, there is a $10 entry fee, with only 20 spots available. Register by January 25, 2026, to receive a free dessert coupon. Setup time is 11–11:30 AM, and all supplies will be provided, including tables, tents, ladles, and electricity. Prizes include $100 for 1st place, $50 for 2nd place, and $25 for 3rd place. To enter, contact Peggy Barton at (612) 518-1722.

Yoga with Mary

Join us for Yoga with Mary, hosted in the Cove’s Clubhouse from 10:30 AM to 11:30 AM on the dates below. Mary, one of our talented campers, is generously volunteering her time to guide you through a relaxing and energizing yoga practice.

Whether you're a seasoned yogi or just looking to stretch and unwind, this session is perfect for all skill levels. Bring your mat, a water bottle, and an open mind as we come together to embrace wellness and community spirit.

Dates: 
February 4 - 10:30 AM to 11:30 AM in the clubhouse
February 11 - 10:30 AM to 11:30 AM in the clubhouse

See you there! Namaste!

All Aboard! Cruise Bus Info

The Bare Necessities Nude Cruise is right around the corner, and while our villas are officially booked solid, the good news is… we still have room on our buses! Whether you're sailing out with us, sailing back, or need both directions—we’ve got your ride covered.

Already Booked in the Villas?

If you’re staying with us for four or more nights, you’re already set to receive complimentary round-trip bus transportation for two (a $250 value!).
But don’t forget: you still need to submit your bus registration form so we can reserve your seats. 

We will have a special cruise shirt designed and ready for purchase. In addition, we are offering a boxed lunch you can purchase to ensure a relaxing pitstop halfway to the port. 

Calling All Residents!

Residents heading out for the cruise are welcome aboard, too! Just be sure to complete a registration form so we can count you in for the fun.

Grab Your Form & Get On the List

Download your registration form here or pick up one at the front office and return it to the front desk once completed.
Have questions? Email Kelly@CypressCoveResort.com.

How to Submit Your Form

Please return your completed form to Kelly in the main office:

• Front Desk Drop-Off

• Fax: (407) 933-3559 (ATTN: Kelly)

• Email: Kelly@CypressCoveResort.com

Cruise Details

February 9–20, 2026
11 days at sea aboard the Norwegian Pearl.
For more information about Bare Necessities, click here.

Mardi Gras Date Change – Mark Your Calendars!

The Mardi Gras Committee has an exciting update to share: this year’s Mardi Gras Celebration at Cypress Cove will take place on Tuesday, March 3, 2026.

Why the change? We want to make sure no one misses out! By shifting the celebration just a bit, our Cove family can enjoy Mardi Gras in the best of both worlds:

• Those sailing away on the Nude Cruise will be back in time to join the festivities right here at home.
• Those planning to head to New Orleans can still soak in the Big Easy experience—and then relive it with us, Cove-style (and clothing optional!).

Mardi Gras at the Cove is all about celebration—and this move helps ensure more members and guests can join in the parades, beads, music, food, and fun that define the tradition. If you've already made reservations for the original dates, please give us a call at 407-933-5870 to change your dates.

Mark your calendars, dust off those masks and costumes, take note of the theme: Mardi Gras — Cove Style, and get ready to laissez les bon temps rouler—Cove-style—on March 3!

Nudist News Outside the Cove

See what's making headlines in nudist news around the world. Check out our social media channels to see what's happening.
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Have You Seen Us Lately?

We had a major infrastructure upgrade this week at the Cove, when every propane tank was replaced with a new tank. 

The Open Mic Night at Lakeside Restaurant was so much fun. We have so many talented members. 

Lakeside Live presented a Caribbean-themed dance by The Caribbean Experience on Saturday night. 

The Body Painting Jam was so much fun with 7 amazing professional body painting artists doing a 4-hour paint in the Clubhouse. It was so much fun watching the art happen. 

"Where Have You

Taken the Cove?"

SEND US YOUR PHOTOS!!!
 We want to see where you have worn your Cypress Cove t-shirt, no matter which style it is! Wear it to town, the grocery store, while you are out and about, or at a national monument, and send us a photo! You will be featured in our newsletter or on our social media channels. 

Don't have a shirt yet? Purchase one at the main office or call and order one to show your pride in Cypress Cove! 
Call us at Toll-Free (888) 683-3140.

Send photos to Newsletter@CypressCoveResort.com   

Mike M at an elephant sanctuary outside of Chiang Mai, Thailand

What an incredible sight, Mike! Thank you for sending it in!

Where have you worn your Cypress Cove T-shirts?
Please send us a photo!

Book a Room Today!

It's never been a better time to stay at Cypress Cove! Book Online, Email Reservations, or Call Reservations toll-free at 888-683-3140.

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Every week we receive great reviews on TripAdvisor and Google; if you have visited or stayed with us, we would love to know about your experience. Click the logos below.

Questions, comments or submissions? E-mail us at newsletter@CypressCoveResort.com or call 888-683-3140