Cypress Knee Online Newsletter
July 29, 2026
It's time to plan your vacation!
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Entertainment Calendars
Plan your fun at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort with our new live Entertainment Calendar. We’ve transitioned from a printable PDF to an online, real-time calendar so you always have the most up-to-date information. With so much happening around the resort, this calendar automatically updates whenever our Activities schedule is refreshed in Google Calendar.
From exciting themed weekends to daily activities, it’s never been easier to plan your stay. Bookmark it, check in often, and build your perfect Cypress Cove getaway around everything that’s happening—because you won’t want to miss a moment.
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Wednesday, July 29
12:00 pm - 5:00 pm - Extra Long Pool Party with DJ Dave, West Pool
6:00 pm - Live Music at Cheeks with Andy
Thursday, July 30
12:00 pm - All Request Pool Party with DJ Dave, West Pool
5:00 pm - Karaoke Party with Dave at Scuttlebutts
Friday, July 31
Residents Weekend
12:00 pm - Weekend Kick-Off Pool Party with DJ Carlos, West Pool
6:00 pm - Bar Trivia with Dave at Scuttlebutts
7:00 pm - Dancing Under The Stars with DJ Dave, West Pool
Saturday, August 1
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Adam, West Pool
12:00 pm - Resident Party on The Sunning Yard w/ DJ Dave
6:00 pm - Super Mega Trivia 3000, Scuttlebutts
7:00 pm - Lakeside Live Presents A Taste Of Love
8:00 pm - Late Night Dance Cheeks with DJ Carlos, West Pool
Sunday, August 2
8:00 am - 2:00 pm - Sunday Brunch at Lakeside Restaurant
11:00 am - Naked Astronomer presents...
12:00 pm - Poolside Music with Venus, West Pool
6:00 pm - Game Night with Dave, Old Cheeks
8:30 pm - Dive-In Movie, East Pool
*Weather Permitting
For future events at Cypress Cove, check out our online calendars page!
Club Activities - Visitors Welcome!
Maybe your idea of a fun vacation is learning a new skill or meeting new people.
If you're heading to Cypress Cove for a vacation and want to check out the active clubs, click the button below. We have all kinds of interesting clubs that come together for a sport, a craft, or a game.
Newcomers are always welcome!
Cheeks Dining This Week
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Cheeks Kitchen Hours Breakfast:
7 days a week: 7:30 am - 10:30 am
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Lunch/Dinner:
Sunday - Thursday: 11:00 am - 9:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 11:00 am - 10:00 pm
Cheeks Bar Hours:
Monday - Thursday: 8:00 am - 11:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 8:00 am - 1:00 am
Sunday: 11:00 am - 11:00 pm
Last call is 1 hour prior to closing!
Please call for pick-up or
delivery: 407-933-3529
*Menu Subject to Change Due to Availability*
Next Week's Entertainment & Events:
Wednesday, August 5
12:00 pm - 5:00 pm - Extra Long Pool Party with DJ Dave, West Pool
6:00 pm - Live Music at Cheeks with Salt Lee
Thursday, August 6
12:00 pm - All Request Pool Party with DJ Dave, West Pool
5:00 pm - Karaoke Party with Dave, Scuttlebutts
Friday, August 7
Professional Body Paint Weekend
12:00 pm - Weekend Kick-Off Pool Party with DJ Caril
6:00 pm - Bar Trivia with Dave
7:00 pm - Dancing Under The Stars with DJ Caril
7:00 pm - Professional Body Painting Contest, Lakeside
Saturday, August 8
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Dave
6:00 pm - Super Mega Trivia 3000
7:00 pm - Lakeside Live presents: The Orlando Players
8:00 pm - Late Night Dance Cheeks with DJ Laura
Sunday, August 9
12:00 pm - Poolside Music with Andy
6:00 pm - Game Night with Dave
8:30 pm - Dive-In Movie
(*Weather Permitting)
For future events at Cypress Cove, check out our online calendars page!
Celebrating the Heart of Cypress Cove
There’s something special about Residents Weekend at Cypress Cove. It’s more than just a weekend of fun; it’s a celebration of the people who make this place feel like home.
Our residents are the heart of the Cove. You're the friendly waves from golf carts, the neighbors who become lifelong friends, the volunteers who lend a helping hand, and the familiar faces that make every guest feel welcome. The sense of community you've helped create is what makes Cypress Cove unlike anywhere else.
Residents Weekend is our chance to celebrate you, the people who have chosen to call this little slice of paradise home. Whether you're dancing under the stars, sharing laughs with friends, enjoying poolside fun, or simply relaxing and soaking in another beautiful Florida sunset, we hope you'll take a moment to appreciate the incredible community we've built together.
Thank you for making Cypress Cove a place where friendships flourish, memories are made, and everyone belongs.
Here's to another wonderful Residents Weekend. We can't wait to celebrate with you!
1st Sunday Brunch at Lakeside
Start your month the delicious way with the 1st Sunday Brunch at Lakeside Restaurant! Gather with friends and family for a relaxing morning filled with savory favorites, sweet treats, fresh coffee, and beautiful lakeside views. Whether you’re fueling up for a fun-filled day at the resort or simply treating yourself to a leisurely morning out, brunch at Lakeside Restaurant (8:00 am - 1:00 pm) is the perfect excuse to pull up a chair, reconnect, and indulge in all your breakfast and lunch favorites.
The Naked Astronomer Presents
Join us each month for a cosmic journey with The Naked Astronomer! On the first Sunday of every month at 11 AM in the Clubhouse, he’ll guide us through the wonders of the night sky with his Constellation of the Month presentation. Whether you’re a seasoned stargazer or just curious about what twinkles above, this engaging and easy-to-follow talk will leave you starstruck. Discover the stories, science, and magic written in the stars!
Next meeting: Sunday, August 2nd, at 11:00 a.m.
Labor Day 5K
Lace up (or… don’t) and join us for one of Cypress Cove’s most spirited traditions, the 13th Annual Labor Day 5K!
Ever wanted to experience the freedom of a clothing-optional run? Now’s your chance. On Saturday, September 5, 2026, runners and walkers alike are invited to “bare it all” (or keep it minimal!) as they make their way through our beautiful 300-acre property in Kissimmee. Whether you’re chasing a personal best or just here for the fun, this is a race unlike any other.
Your registration includes day fees, and all pre-registered participants are guaranteed commemorative race swag and a finisher’s medal, so don’t wait! After you cross the finish line, keep the good vibes going at our poolside after-party featuring music, awards, great food, and drink specials.
Pro tip: Skip the Saturday morning rush! Early check-in returns on Friday, September 4, from 7:00-8:00 PM, a huge hit last year and the perfect way to ease into race day.
Race Day Schedule (Saturday, September 5):
• 7:00–8:00 AM: Check-in & Late Registration
• 8:15 AM: Race Announcements & Optional Group Photo
• 8:30 AM: Race Start
• 11:00 AM: Poolside Awards (about 1 hour after the final finisher)
Register by August 15 to guarantee your race swag and medal!
Come for the run, stay for the fun and celebrate Labor Day weekend the Cypress Cove way!
Wigs for Kids Event
Crossed Oaks Haven will host the 6th Annual Wigs for Kids Benefit at Cypress Cove on Saturday, September 5, 2026, from 10 am to 3 pm, with a booth located beside the pool.
Nature Hair will be on-site providing cuts and styling for hair donors. Hair donations must be at least 12 inches long. The event will also include a silent auction, raffle items, cookie sales, and more. Raffle tickets are $5 each or 5 for $20, and XL cookies will be available for $5 each. Preorders are available for cookies and raffle tickets.
Silent auction bids and sales close at 2:30 pm, and guests must be present to win raffle items.
Donations may be made by cash, check, Cash App, PayPal, or Venmo at 352-817-2987.
See a list of raffle and auction items here.
For more information, contact crossedoakshaven@aol.com.
A Message from the Mardi Gras King and Queen
Hear ye, Here ye, from your King and Queen of Mardi Gras 2026. We would like to recognize ACTS OF KINDNESS. If you do an act of kindness or one is done for you, we want to know about it. There is a velvet box on a table at the castle (Lot 526) for you to leave your messages, or you can tell us in person. You will receive a sticker (made by Brian) for your participation. Let’s all be kind to one another.
Have you booked your vacation at the Cove?
Whether you roll in with your RV, pitch a tent beneath the stars, or book a villa room, our park is the perfect place to unwind and reconnect with nature. Wake up to birdsong, sip your morning coffee with lakeside views, and spend your evenings by the pool cooling off under a blanket of stars and warm summer breezes. Reserve your spot today and experience Cypress Cove the way it’s meant to be: peaceful, scenic, and refreshing!
Nudist News Outside the Cove
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Have You Seen Us Lately?
Parrothead preparations kept the Cove Crew busy.
DJ Dave at the Opening Ceremony of Parrothead.
Parrothead King & Queen Coronation.
Parrothats that rival any other!
Laurel and her team of volunteers helped make the Parrothead weekend a success!
A few of the many Parrothead Breast Cancer fundraiser raffle prizes.
Christina & Rose are ready to serve some delicious drinks.
30 Jelloshots kept the judges busy!
DJ Dave mastering the art of the beer puppetteer.
Saturday evening's band, Coco Loco, at Lakeside Live.
Parrothead group photo.
John & Jeanette, Parrothut winners!
Parrotheads on Parade
Parrothead Canon
"Where Have You Taken the Cove?"
Stephanie and Holly representing Cypress Cove at Niagara Falls, NY.
Residents Marc and Melissa recently hosted residents Clay and Caren at their lakeside summer home in Ontario, Canada. An amazing, fun week was had by all!!
Thank you Amy K. for representing Cypress Cove at Whispering Oaks nudist resort in Michigan
SEND US YOUR PHOTOS!!!
We want to see where you have worn your Cypress Cove t-shirt, no matter which style it is! Wear it to town, the grocery store, while you are out and about, or at a national monument, and send us a photo! You will be featured in our newsletter or on our social media channels.
Don't have a shirt yet? Purchase one at the main office or call and order one to show your pride in Cypress Cove!
Call us at Toll-Free (888) 683-3140.
Send photos to Newsletter@CypressCoveResort.com
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Book Your Room Today!
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