Cypress Knee Online Newsletter
July 27, 2022
Entertainment for This Weekend
Wednesday, July 27
12:00 pm - Mid-Week Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
5:00 pm - Gameshow: What's That Song? with Dave, Old Cheeks
6:00 pm - Super Mega Trivia 3000 with Dave, Old Cheeks
Thursday, July 28
12:00 pm - All Request Pool Party with DJ Conner
6:00 pm - Streak @ Cheeks with DJ Conner
Friday, July 29
12:00 pm - Weekend Kick-Off Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
5:00 pm - Brain Games with Dave
6:00 pm - Poolside Trivia with Dave
7:00 pm - Live music Poolside with Hacksaw Hamlin, West Pool
Saturday, July 30
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Xavier, West Pool
4:00 pm - Gameshow Win, Lose or Draw with Dave
6:00 pm - Poolside Trivia with Dave
7:00 pm - Evening Pool Party with DJ Xavier
Sunday, July 31
12:00 pm - Live Music Poolside with Ex & Shief, West Pool
6:00 pm - Karaoke with Kevin, West Pool
Monday, August 1
3:00 pm - '00's Pool Party with DJ Conner
8:30 pm - Dive-in Movie
Tuesday, August 2
6:00 pm - Piano Bar at Cheeks
For further events happening at Cypress Cove, check out our webpage for What's Coming Up!
Club Activities Happening All Week!
Maybe your idea of a fun vacation is learning a new skill or meeting new people.
If you're heading to Cypress Cove for a vacation and want to check out the active clubs, click the button below. We have all kinds of interesting clubs that come together for a sport, a craft, or a game.
Newcomers are always welcome!
Cheeks Dining This Week
Click Here for this week's menu
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Breakfast:
7 days a week: 8:00 am - 10:30 am
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Lunch/Dinner:
Sunday - Thursday: 11:00 am - 9:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 11:00 am - 10:00 pm
Cheeks Bar Hours:
Monday - Thursday: 8:00 am - 11:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 8:00 am - 1:00 am
Sunday: 11:00 am - 11:00 pm
Last call is 1 hour prior to closing!
Please call for pick-up or delivery: 407-933-3529
*Menu Subject to Change Due to Availability*
Next Week's Entertainment & Events:
Wednesday, August 3
12:00 pm - Mid-Week Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
5:00 pm - Gameshow: What's That Song? with Dave, Old Cheeks
6:00 pm - Super Mega Trivia 3000 with Dave, Old Cheeks
Thursday, August 4
12:00 pm - All Request Pool Party with DJ Conner
6:00 pm - Streak @ Cheeks with DJ Conner
Friday, August 5
12:00 pm - Weekend Kick-Off Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
5:00 pm - Brain Games with Dave
6:00 pm - Poolside Trivia with Dave
7:00 pm - Live music Poolside with The Conch man, West Pool
Saturday, August 6
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Derek, West Pool
4:00 pm - "So you want to be a Couple?" with Dave
6:00 pm - Poolside Trivia with Dave
7:00 pm - Evening Pool Party with DJ Derek
Sunday, August 7
11:00 am Naked Astronomer
12:00 pm - Live Music Poolside with Tim West Pool
6:00 pm - Karaoke with Tom, West Pool
Monday, August 8
3:00 pm - Pop Pool Party with DJ Conner
8:30 pm - Dive-in Movie
Tuesday, August 9
6:00 pm - Piano Bar at Cheeks
For other events at Cypress Cove, check out our webpage for What's Coming Up!
Laugh of the Week
Cove News
17th Annual Parrothead Fundraiser TOTAL
This was a record-breaking year again for the annual Parrothead Breast Cancer Fundraiser. In 2019, we broke records with $18,905 and gave away 82 prizes! This year, we blew it out of the water with a grand total of $26,360 collected to benefit the American Cancer Society's Making Strides Against Breast Cancer and gave away 93 prizes. Laurel & Ric, our beloved residents, spearhead this charity fundraiser each year. They put together a hard-working team, solicit donations from some amazing companies and people, and put in countless hours of work toward selling flamingos & tickets.
Nude-A-Palooza 2022
We are so excited to announce the official line-up for Nude-a-palooza 2022 happening on October 22, 2022! We know you've been waiting to buy tickets and book your stay for this tribute band charity concert. Tickets will go on sale Monday, August 1, and can be purchased HERE.
Property Improvements
West Pool
The pavers on the west side of the West Pool (near the gym entrance) are being replaced. Please be mindful while in that area.
Street Repair & Resealing
Beginning Monday, August 1st, 2022, we will be repairing, resealing, and restriping all of the streets within Cypress Cove. If you are visiting with us during August, please be aware that there will be temporary street closures, but we are still accommodating all guests and you will have access to all resort amenities.
This will be done in phases and in sections. For more information click HERE. We certainly appreciate your patience and cooperation as we continue our efforts to make Cypress Cove Nudist Resort the best nudist resort community in the world.
Pickleball & Tennis Courts
Nude pickleball and tennis are really taking off (pun intended) and our courts are well loved. So beginning the week of August 1, the pickleball and tennis courts will be closed for maintenance. The areas will be repaired, resurfaced, and repainted. Stay tuned for more updates.
The Hot Tubs
The indoor hot tub is reopened. Both hot tubs received a new heater and some general maintenance. Enjoy!
Labor Day 5K
Registration is already open for Cypress Cove’s Labor Day 5K! Come out and streak with us at the 9th annual clothing-optional run at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort on Saturday, September 3, 2022. Wear as little (or as much) as you like as you run/ walk around the beautiful 300-acre property. Day fees are included with your race registration and all preregistered runners are guaranteed commemorative race swag with their race packet so sign up early to be guaranteed one. The race starts at 8:30 am with check-in/ late registration from 7:15-8:15 am. Join us for the race after-party around the pool for music, awards, great food, and drink specials. To register for this year's race visit here.
News Outside the Cove
See what's making headlines in nudist news around the world. These things and more are being shared on our social media channels.
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Penis graffiti and explicit insult carved into ancient stone 'raises eyebrows' at Roman fort
“Phalluses were normally carved as a symbol of good luck or fertility…” Not sure if that worked out too well for the Romans.
"Archaeologists in the U.K. recently had their "eyebrows raised" when they discovered an X-rated carving on a stone at a Roman fort. The graffiti features a crude penis accompanied by a phrase that experts say translates to "the shitter" next to someone's name, and it seems to have been etched out by a Roman soldier to insult a comrade. "Read the full story HERE.
Meet the man who has made it his mission to host naked events in Lincolnshire
Cheers, Chris! Way to show naturist leadership!
"A keen naturist in Lincolnshire has made it his mission to "improve body positivity" by hosting 'clothes-optional' events in and around Lincolnshire. Chris Petchey, 57, from Grimsby, said he has been a naturist for a long time, and set up Naked Lincolnshire in 2019, after feeling "isolated" due to working from home during the coronavirus pandemic. Mr. Petchey has now hosted several events with Naked Lincolnshire, with a naked stroll around Wolds Wildlife Park hoping to take place on July 9. He said that not wearing clothes is "very liberating," and it also goes against societal norms."Read the full story HERE.
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Parrothead 2022
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