Cypress Knee Online Newsletter
July 13, 2023
Entertainment for This Weekend
Wednesday, July 12
6:00 pm - Piano Bar, Cheeks
Thursday, July 13
6:00 pm - Karaoke Party with More Than Venus, West Pool
Friday, July 14
11:00 am - 2:00 pm - Pre-Parrothead Raffle Ticket Sales, pink tent between the pools
12:00 pm - Pool Party with DJ Damon, West Pool
6:00 pm - Poolside Trivia with Regis, Old Cheeks
7:00 pm - Evening Pool Party with DJ Derek, West Pool
Saturday, July 15
11:00 am - 2:00 pm - Pre-Parrothead Raffle Ticket Sales, pink tent between the pools
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Xavier, West Pool
2:15 pm - "Pre-Parrothead" Raffle Drawing for Parrothead Amenities, Must be present to win, West Pool
6:00 pm - Super MEGA Trivia 3000 with Regis, Scuttlebutts
7:00 pm - Evening Dance with Live Music by Doc Fu & The Soul Surgeons, at Lakeside
Sunday, July 16
12:00 pm - Live Music Poolside with Tim, West Pool
8:30 pm - Dive-In Movie, East Pool
For further events happening at Cypress Cove, check out our webpage for What's Coming Up!
Club Activities Happening All Week!
Maybe your idea of a fun vacation is learning a new skill or meeting new people.
If you're heading to Cypress Cove for a vacation and want to check out the active clubs, click the button below. We have all kinds of interesting clubs that come together for a sport, a craft, or a game.
Newcomers are always welcome!
Cheeks Dining This Week
Click Here for this week's menu
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Breakfast:
7 days a week: 8:00 am - 10:30 am
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Lunch/Dinner:
Sunday - Thursday: 11:00 am - 9:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 11:00 am - 10:00 pm
Cheeks Bar Hours:
Monday - Thursday: 8:00 am - 11:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 8:00 am - 1:00 am
Sunday: 11:00 am - 11:00 pm
Last call is 1 hour prior to closing!
Please call for pick-up or
delivery: 407-933-3529
*Menu Subject to Change Due to Availability*
Next Week's Entertainment & Events:
Wednesday, July 19
6:00 pm - Piano Bar, Cheeks
Thursday, July 20
PARROTHEAD Kick-Off
12:00 pm - Tent Spot Lottery, $60 for the weekend, Playground
1:00 pm - ParrotHead Kick-off Pool Party with DJ Derek, West Pool
7:00 pm - 11:00 pm - ParrotHead Evening Pool Party with DJ Xavier, West Pool
Friday, July 21
PARROTHEAD
7:30 am - 11:00 am - Breakfast Buffet $18.95, Lakeside Restaurant
11:00 am - 2:00 pm -18th Annual Cypress Cove Parrothead Breast Cancer Fundraiser Raffle Ticket Sales (Prizes HERE), Old Cheeks
12:00 - ParrotHAT Jimmy Buffett Pool Party with DJ Derek, West Pool
3:00 pm - Parrothead Contests, West Pool
6:00 pm - 7:00 pm - Poolside Trivia with Regis, East Pool
7:00 pm - 11:00 pm - ParrotHead Evening Pool Party with DJ Xavier, West Pool
Saturday, July 22
PARROTHEAD
7:30 am - 11:00 am - Breakfast Buffet $18.95, Lakeside Restaurant
11:00 am - 2:00 pm -18th Annual Cypress Cove Parrothead Breast Cancer Fundraiser Raffle Ticket Sales (Prizes HERE), Old Cheeks
11:00 am - 5:00 pm - ParrotHead Grill Grab-n-Go, West Pool Area
12:00 pm - ParrotHead Jimmy Buffett Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Xavier, West Pool
12:15 pm - GROUP PICTURE TIME, West Pool (for purchase in front of Gameroom)
1:00 pm - ParrotHeads on Parade!
1:00 pm - 3:00 pm - Jell-O Shot Contest, Bring 6 samples for the judges to the DJ Booth before 3 pm.
4:00 pm - 5:00 pm - Family Feud Poolside with Xavier, West Pool
6:00 pm - Super MEGA Trivia 3000 with Regis, Scuttlebutts
7:00 pm - 11:00 pm - ParrotHead Evening Dance with Live Music by Coco Loco, at Lakeside
8:00 pm - 12:00 pm - ParrotHead Evening Pool Party with DJ Xavier, West Pool
Sunday, July 23
PARROTHEAD
7:30 am - 11:00 am - Breakfast Buffet $18.95, Lakeside Restaurant
11:00 am - 1:00 pm - 18th Annual Cypress Cove Parrothead Breast Cancer Fundraiser Raffle Ticket Sales (Prizes HERE), Old Cheeks
11:00 am - 4:00 pm - OneBlood Blood Drive, Lakeside
11:00 am - 3:00 pm - ParrotHead Grill Grab-n-Go, West Pool Area
12:00 pm - Live Music Poolside with Esh & Schiff, West Pool
12:00 pm - 3:00 pm - Koozie Painting Contest, East Pool
2:30 pm - Breast Cancer Raffle Drawing, Old Cheeks
3:30 pm - Koozie Contest Winner announced, West Pool
4:00 pm - ParrotHUT Winner Announced, West Pool
8:30 pm - Dive-In Movie, East Pool
For future events at Cypress Cove, check out our calendars page to view and download calendars!
Laugh of the Week
Cove News
LAST CHANCE - Best of Orlando FINALS
WE NEED YOU! We have done it again, fellow naked friends. We have been nominated for Orlando Weekly's Best of Orlando® 2023 Series. Last year we took home third place. We are shooting for FIRST place this year.
You will find us under Best Attraction That's Not a Theme Park. (<-- Click here to vote!) Just register your email address (used only to prevent voting multiple times) and cast your vote. Show your Cypress Cove pride!! Anyone can vote, so let's show some love to the Cove.
No need to live in Florida & you can choose to vote only in our category.
Parrothead 2023
Parrothead Weekend ... THE PARTY event of the year at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort! So much fun that we had to extend the weekend to begin on Thursday in order to fit it all in! What's a Parrothead? Parrotheads love Jimmy Buffett's music. Parrotheads love that laid-back island culture... and Parrotheads love to PARTY! Are you READY? Rooms may already be booked, but you can call to check. RV & tent camping may still be available. Call us now at 407-933-5870 to book.
If you're joining us for Nude-A-Palooza, don't forget that we will announce the band line-up on Parrothead Weekend! Come party with us and see who will be entertaining you for Nude-A-Palooza 2023!!!
For a schedule of events and contest rules, visit here.
Don't forget the "pre-Parrothead" raffle will take place July 15th at 2:15 pm at the west pool. 100% of the proceeds go directly to The American Cancer Society Making Strides Against Breast Cancer charity. Prizes here will include a tent space, one reserved golf cart space, or one reserved car parking space... all of which come with a rolling cooler full of surprises! Tickets for this raffle will be available on the 14th and 15th from 11 am to 2 pm in the pool complex.
Resident Contest Winners
If you're visiting us from afar, please take a moment to stroll the streets and see the beautiful landscapes that our residents have worked so hard to beautify. We are pleased to announce the much-anticipated winners for the month of June. The winners are (drum roll)…
Most Beautiful Lot of the Month!
Aaron and Natania - Lot 516 Cypress Mill Rd.
Most Improved Lot of the Month!
Glenn and Nancy - Lot 362 Allamanda Ct.
Please do not enter these lots but feel free to pass by and admire the great work that these residents have done!
Nature Hair Salon
Don't forget about Nature Hair located at the West Pool. The full-service salon welcomes you for all of your hair, nail & waxing needs. Book your appointment before you travel by calling 407-870-5131. Hours of operation are Tuesday through Sunday: 10:00 am - 5:00 pm, and closed on Mondays. Nature Hair is your nudist-friendly salon and they are offering some fun specials this summer.
July:
A complimentary eyebrow wax with the purchase of a Brazilian or Bro-zilian (that one's for guys) wax.
July 18 - July 23:
A complimentary tote bag with any pedicure, Gel, or Dip manicure.
Nude Bowling
Our friends at Crossed Oaks Haven have put together another nude bowling gathering at Orange Bowl Lanes in Kissimmee on August 20, from 10 am to 1 pm. The cost for this event is $20 for those over 35 years of age, $10 for 18-35 years, and free for those under 18. Please bring cash for the entry fee and sign in at the table with Crossed Oaks Haven staff. The fee includes the shoe rental and all the games you can bowl.
Those with the highest cumulative score will take possession of the roving Nude Bowling Champion trophy. Available snacks include popcorn, soft drinks, and chocolate chip cookies. See you at the lanes! For more information reach out to crossedoakshaven@aol.com.
Labor Day 5K
Registration is already open for Cypress Cove’s Labor Day 5K! Come out and streak with us at the 10th annual clothing-optional run at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort on Saturday, September 2, 2023. Wear as little (or as much) as you like as you run/ walk around the beautiful 300-acre property. Day fees are included with your race registration and all preregistered runners are guaranteed commemorative race swag with their race packet so sign up early to be guaranteed one. The race starts at 8:30 am with check-in/ late registration from 7:15 am - 8:15 am. Join us for the race after-party around the pool for music, awards, great food, and drink specials.
To register for this year's race visit here. Prices increase after July 1, 2023.
News Outside the Cove
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A legal helpline - a NEW membership benefit from British Naturism
British Naturism has done it again! Cheers, BN, for adding a very valuable member benefit!
"Supporting and protecting the rights of Naturists from legal challenges is one of the central and most recognized purposes of British Naturism. Nudity is lawful in the UK without malign, compounding factors, but we know that people can attract the attention of the authorities due to misunderstanding of the law. For many years members have benefited from the services of BN members Peter and Christine Wright as the in-house legal team. They have, among other things, operated a helpline for members, as well as supporting them by taking the role of expert witnesses and advising on police matters, safeguarding and employment questions. We know that members attach great value the fact that they are able to gain access to legal assistance when they need it." Read the full story HERE.
Nude Recreation Week – July 10-16, 2023
It’s National Nude Week! How are you celebrating?? It’s Cypress Cove’s low season which means we are less crowded. Come out & take a free tour!! First-timers are welcome.
"Nude Recreation Week is celebrated across the United States every year in the week after Independence Day, from July 10 to July 16 this year. Also known as National Nude Week, the week aims to celebrate life outside the limitations of clothing. While some of us might find it embarrassing or plain weird to go out in public without clothes, there are thousands of nude enthusiasts who look forward to a week of shedding their clothes and living more naturally. The week celebrates the human body in its most natural form and encourages us to let go of our inhibitions and misconceptions regarding nudity." Read the full story HERE.
Have You Seen Us Lately?
The lake has been a very popular spot this week with our visiting groups. A very serene place to be.
July is "hot dog month"
The pig was cooked to perfection and tasted wonderful.
Marketing team ready to welcome first-time visitors.
All set up to welcome visitors to the Cove Open House.
Chris & Jeremy ready to take drink orders at Scuttlebutts on Saturday evening.
Chefs at the Poolside Grill on Saturday for Open House.
Saturday afternoon Pool Party with DJ Derek.
A fun Saturday evening dance at Lakeside with Live Music by Silverback.
Wednesday evening Cypress Cove welcomed back the Osceola Chamber of Commerce After-Hours Event for the first time in 4 years.
John Newstreet, President /CEO of Osceola Chamber of Commerce conveyed his appreciation for Cypress Cove hosting. He also helped out with the raffle.
The Christian Naturist Retreat had a beautiful ceremony on the shore of Lake Brown complete with a palm frond arch.
"Where Have You
Taken the Cove?"
SEND US YOUR PHOTOS!!!
We want to see where you have worn your Cypress Cove t-shirt, no matter which style it is! Wear it to town, the grocery store, while you are out and about, or at a national monument, and send us a photo! You will be featured in our newsletter or on our social media channels.
Don't have a shirt yet? Purchase one at the main office or call and order one to show your pride in Cypress Cove!
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On the shore of Blind Creek Beach during National Skinny Dip Day!
Thank you for sending it in, Lisa!
Where have you worn your Cypress Cove T-shirts?
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