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Cypress Knee Online Newsletter
December 29, 2022
Entertainment for This Weekend
Wednesday, December 28
Thursday, December 29
Friday, December 30
Saturday, December 31
Sunday, January 1
Monday, January 2
Tuesday, January 3
* These events will be moved indoors for inclement weather including extreme temperatures. Dive-in Movie will go into the Clubhouse. Trivia will be moved into the Gameroom.
For further events happening at Cypress Cove, check out our webpage for What's Coming Up!
Club Activities Happening All Week!
Maybe your idea of a fun vacation is learning a new skill or meeting new people.
Cheeks Dining This Week
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Cheeks Kitchen Hours Breakfast:
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Lunch/Dinner:
Cheeks Bar Hours:
*Menu Subject to Change Due to Availability*
Next Week's Entertainment & Events:
Wednesday, January 4
Thursday, January 5
Friday, January 6
Saturday, January 7
Monday, January 9
Tuesday, January 10
* These events will be moved indoors for inclement weather including extreme temperatures. Dive-in Movie will move into the Clubhouse. Trivia will be moved into the Gameroom.
For future events at Cypress Cove, check out our calendars page to view and download calendars!
Laugh of the Week
NEW YEAR'S EVE at LAKESIDE!!!
It's THE party of 2022 happening on December 31 at 8:30 pm. Help us ring in the new year with the special musical guest More Than Venus. Dinner will be served from 6:00 pm - 9:00 pm. Reservations can be made by calling the front desk. Tables are expected to sell out so, please, book early to guarantee your seats. Tickets are $59.95 per person paid at the time of reservation and includes a delicious dinner, champagne toast, party favors, tax & gratuity. Lakeside’s doors open to all non-ticket holders at 9:00 pm. Enjoy the dance and a midnight champagne toast with your friends as we ring in the new year. Seating for non-ticket holders will be based on availability. Dinner menu here.
Open Mic Night
We're excited to announce the first Open Mic Night of 2023 at Cypress Cove! This event will be hosted by DJ Conner and members of the RBT band will provide backup music and sound. Bring your instrument and talents! Happening Thursday, January 12 from 6:00-10:00 pm at Cheeks and continuing on the second Thursday of the month. This is a family-friendly activity for all to enjoy, So come on out to Cheeks for dinner, and drinks and enjoy the evening!
Crazy Socks Bowling
Our friends at Crossed Oaks Haven have put together another nude bowling gathering at Orange Bowl Lanes in Kissimmee on January 15, 2023, from 10 am to 1 pm. Don't forget your crazy socks, you might just win a prize! The cost for this event is $20 for those over 35 years of age, $10 for 18-35 years, and free for those under 18. Please bring cash for the entry fee and sign in at the table with Crossed Oaks Haven staff. The fee includes the shoe rental and all the games you can bowl.
Those with the highest cumulative score will take possession of the roving Nude Bowling Champion trophy. Available snacks include Popcorn, soft drinks, and chocolate chip cookies. See you at the lanes! For more information reach out to email@example.com.
Cypress Cove Glasses/Tech Cleaning Cloth
Perfect for cleaning your glasses, sunglasses, tablets, or phones... Nudists see more clearly! Pick up yours today from our online shop or at the front desk.
News Outside the Cove
See what's making headlines in nudist news around the world. These things and more are being shared on our social media channels.
At 57, Paulina Porizkova Bares It all in Topless, Unedited Selfie: ‘Nothing to Hide’
“Aging is not a disease…It should be celebrated for what it is. Growth and change.” Well said, Paulina!
"Paulina Porizkova is no stranger to baring it all on social media. The 57-year-old regularly keeps it real on Instagram, dishing on topics like not using filters and ageism—all while sprinkling in the occasional bikini photo. And, recently she posted a beautiful makeup-free and seemingly topless selfie to remind us all that aging is something to be proud of.
In the photo, Porizkova poses with tousled hair and an unfiltered, unretouched complexion with hashtags like '#greypride,' '#bareface,' and '#truth' to get her message about aging across." Read the full story HERE.
Depictions Of The Penis In Male Nude Paintings Has Grown Over The Centuries, Scholars Find
Art truly imitates life!
"Michelangelo’s David stands 16 feet 11.5 inches tall, but his penis is smaller than average. The penchant for petite and flaccid male genitalia prevailed in Roman, Christian, and ultimately Renaissance art, stirring centuries-long observations and analysis among academics.
A 2005 study by two Florentine doctors revealed that Michelangelo's intention was to depict David as he confronted Goliath, and every feature from the tense muscles in his forehead to his miniature member is consistent with the combined effects of fear, tension, and aggression." Read the full story HERE.
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