Cypress Knee Online Newsletter
April 26, 2023
Entertainment for This Weekend
Wednesday, April 26
6:00 pm - Live Music with The Conch Man, Cheeks
Thursday, April 27
6:00 pm - Karaoke Party with More Than Venus
Friday, April 28
12:00 pm - Weekend Kickoff Pool Party with Dave!!!
6:00 pm - Poolside Trivia with Dave, Old Cheeks
7:00 pm - Evening Pool Party with Music by DJ Derek, West Pool
Saturday, April 29
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Xavier, West Pool
6:00 pm - Super MEGA Trivia 3000 with Regis, Scuttlebutts
7:00 pm - Evening Dance with Live Music by Esh & Shiff, at Lakeside
Sunday, April 30
12:00 pm - Live Music Poolside with Tom, West Pool
8:30 pm - Dive-in Movie, East Pool
Monday, May 1
7:00 pm - Game Show Night with DJ Xavier, Cheeks
For further events happening at Cypress Cove, check out our webpage for What's Coming Up!
Club Activities Happening All Week!
Maybe your idea of a fun vacation is learning a new skill or meeting new people.
If you're heading to Cypress Cove for a vacation and want to check out the active clubs, click the button below. We have all kinds of interesting clubs that come together for a sport, a craft, or a game.
Newcomers are always welcome!
Cheeks Dining This Week
Click Here for this week's menu
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Breakfast:
7 days a week: 8:00 am - 10:30 am
Cheeks Kitchen Hours Lunch/Dinner:
Sunday - Thursday: 11:00 am - 9:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 11:00 am - 10:00 pm
Cheeks Bar Hours:
Monday - Thursday: 8:00 am - 11:00 pm
Friday & Saturday: 8:00 am - 1:00 am
Sunday: 11:00 am - 11:00 pm
Last call is 1 hour prior to closing!
Please call for pick-up or
delivery: 407-933-3529
*Menu Subject to Change Due to Availability*
Next Week's Entertainment & Events:
Wednesday, May 3
6:00 pm - Live Music with Tom, Cheeks
Thursday, May 4
3:30 pm - Book Club, Game Room
6:00 pm - Karaoke Party with More Than Venus
Friday, May 5
12:00 pm - Weekend Kickoff Pool Party with DJ Dave, West Pool
6:00 pm - Poolside Trivia with Dave, Old Cheeks
7:00 pm - Evening Pool Party with Music by DJ Dave, West Pool
Saturday, May 6
12:00 pm - Afternoon Pool Party with DJ Xavier, West Pool
6:00 pm - Super MEGA Trivia 3000 with Regis, Scuttlebutts
7:00 pm - Evening Dance with Live Music by The Derek Engstrom Band, at Lakeside
Sunday, May 7
12:00 pm - Live Music Poolside with The Conch Man, West Pool
8:30 pm - Dive-in Movie, East Pool
Monday, May 8
7:00 pm - Game Show Night with DJ Xavier, Cheeks
For future events at Cypress Cove, check out our calendars page to view and download calendars!
Laugh of the Week
Cove News
Fig Leaf Boutique 10th Annual Memorial Weekend Fashion Show
Mark your calendars for Saturday, May 27 at 2 pm around the West Pool for this year's Memorial Weekend fashion show. This year marks 10 years of fashion fun, so come out and see what Fig Leaf has to offer. For those times when you absolutely must wear clothing, we have the most stylish pieces around. Come support your fellow nudist family business at this loved annual event.
MODEL CALL!
If you are interested in modeling in this year’s show, please see Edda at the boutique. Sign-up is no later than Sunday, May 7. We are looking for volunteer couples and singles of all sizes. Doesn’t matter if you are short or tall; large or small; young or just young-at-heart… everyone is welcome. Limited slots are available for first-time models.
Memorial Weekend Volleyball Tournament
Who's ready to kick some grass!? Cypress Cove sponsors this great Co-Ed Triples Volleyball Tournament. Join us on Memorial Day Weekend. The tournament features OPEN/ AA; A; BB; B; Rec divisions. There is a Round Robin on Saturday and Double Elimination on Sunday. The cost is $50 per person which includes day fees for up to 3 days (Fri-Sun) with optional tent camping on the lakefront. Children stay free. Tournament shirts will be available for purchase, order details will be posted on the event page. If you want to sign up for this event please email Jon at eventsnaturally@gmail.com. This is a fun, competitive tournament. We hope to see you there!
Fun off the court includes:
*** Spikeball
*** Inflatable Slip & Slide
*** Bourbon Slushees
*** Saturday Night Pool Party!!!
*** Bonfire
*** Huge Lake with activities (paddle boats and canoes available)
*** 2 large pools & 2 hot tubs
*** 2 bars (including one poolside)
*** pool tables, ping pong tables
AARP Safe Driver Class
AARP Driver Safety class will be held on Saturday, May 20, in Scuttlebutts Lounge from 9:00 AM to 3:00 PM. Use the sign-up sheet on Regis' Activities Office door to sign up for the class. Attendance is limited to 20 students, so sign up early! Bring payment to the class in the form of a check made payable to AARP for $20 for AARP members with your membership card or $25 for non-members. No cash accepted. Also, bring your driver's license. Those who complete the class are eligible for a discount on auto insurance. Questions? Call 407-933-3578.
Start the Summer driving season right by learning crash-avoidance tactics and earn a discount on your auto insurance.
Gatehouse Renovations
The sliding glass door is now installed and the inside is being rebuilt. Some space-saving measures are being put in place. The large refrigerator will become a small under-the-counter unit allowing more counter space. We will keep you updated on this project.
Happy National Library Week (April 23-29)
Visit the American Nudist Research Library!
During National Library Week we learned there is more to the story. A library is not just books. The American Nudist Research Library (ANRL) holds treasures for movie lovers, as well. Within the ANRL is a collection of H and E Naturist magazines. These issues contain a long-running movie review column, focusing on movies that contain nudity, and how that nudity is treated in the film. Additionally, within the ANRL’s collection of The Bulletin, one can find many instances of Paul LeValley’s column on films with nudity. Paul’s analysis is perfect for nudist movie buffs to find a film for adults, teens, or entire families to comfortably watch. The library is always a fun, interesting place to visit, but if you are in the mood for a movie, the ANRL is perfect for reviewing the library’s video catalog and watching a film from the collection on the DVD player or the VCR. On your way out, no film fan will want to miss the library’s autographed photo of Marli Renfro, the Psycho shower scene body double. If movies are on your mind, visit the library this week during National Library Week and consider becoming a Friend of the Library.
- Mark Silverstein
News Outside the Cove
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Judge John Hodgman on Going Nude at 87
We agree! "I stand by the paper’s reporting that a little everyday nudity can help us feel comfortable in our bodies."
"'Dan' writes: Last year, The Times offered advice about going naked. I gave it a try. I’ve found self-acceptance and joy in my body. But my wife says that 87 is too old for this. She exiled me to my room! Please tell her to let me out of my room in the nude. (Call me Dan if you print this)." Read the full story & his response HERE.
Museum guests will have to strip NAKED to enter nude exhibition
How do we feel about this? 'Our idea is to question the issue of the body in a given space, to see how bodies interact with other bodies,' a spokesman for the macLYON told The Times.
"The event at the macLYON, the museum of contemporary art in Lyon, is part of a series of two acts focusing on the presence of the body in the works of the macLYON Collection. Naked visitors will be able to enjoy the 90-minute session on Thursday that aims to move away from the notion of 17th-century French philosopher René Descartes: 'I think, therefore I am.'" Read the full story HERE.
Have You Seen Us Lately?
Celebrating the 1st anniversary of the barstools being returned to Checks after being removed due to Covid restrictions.
We have so many great Karaoke singers at the Cove.
Superstar Nights with a Tribute to Paul McCartney at Lakeside.
Lakeside was full to overflowing with Cove Beatles fans.
Now we have proof that Cypress Cove is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
Getting ready for another fun weekend coming soon to Cypress Cove.
The pool is fun but there are also lots of other great spots to get some sun at Cypress Cove.
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Patti at the top of the Cablecar in Tromso Norway.
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