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Newsletter - June 22, 2022

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Entertainment for This Weekend


Wednesday, June 22
12:00 pm - Mid-Week Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
5:00 pm - Gameshow: What's That Song? with Dave, Old Cheeks
6:00 pm - Super Mega Trivia 3000 with Dave, Old Cheeks

Thursday, June 23
12:00 pm - All-Request Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
6:00 pm - Streak @ Cheeks with DJ Conner

Friday, June 24
12:00 pm - Weekend Kick-Off Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
5:00 pm - Brain Games with Dave, East Pool
6:00 pm - Poolside Trivia with Dave, Old Cheeks
7:00 pm - Live music Poolside with Uptown Funk Band, West Pool

Saturday, June 25
12:00 pm - Pool Party with DJ Xavier, West Pool
2:00 pm - "So you want to be a couple?" with Dave
4:00 pm - Win, Lose or Draw with Dave
6:00 pm - Poolside Trivia with Dave, Old Cheeks
7:00 pm - Evening Pool Party with DJ Xavier

Sunday, June 26
12:00 pm - Live Music Poolside with Tim, West Pool
6:00 pm - Karaoke with Tom, West Pool

Monday, June 27
3:00 pm - Island Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
8:30 pm - Dive-in Movie, East Pool

Tuesday, June 28
6:00 pm - Piano Bar at Cheeks

For further events happening at Cypress Cove, check out our webpage for What's Coming Up!


Club Activities Happening All Week!

 Maybe your idea of a fun vacation is learning a new skill or meeting new people.
If you're heading to Cypress Cove for a vacation and want to check out the active clubs, click the button below. We have all kinds of interesting clubs that come together for a sport, a craft, or a game. 
Newcomers are always welcome! 


Cheeks Dining This Week

Click Here for this week's menu

Cheeks Kitchen Hours Breakfast
7 days a week: 8:00 am - 10:30 am

Cheeks Kitchen Hours Lunch/Dinner:
Sunday - Thursday: 11:00 am - 9:00 pm 
Friday & Saturday: 11:00 am - 10:00 pm

Cheeks Bar Hours
Monday - Thursday: 8:00 am - 11:00 pm 
Friday & Saturday: 8:00 am - 1:00 am

Sunday: 11:00 am - 11:00 pm
Last call is 1 hour prior to closing!


Please call for pick-up or delivery: 407-933-3529

*Menu Subject to Change Due to Availability*


Next Week's Entertainment & Events: 


Wednesday, June 29
12:00 pm - Mid-Week Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
5:00 pm - Gameshow: What's That Song? with Dave, Old Cheeks
6:00 pm - Super Mega Trivia 3000 with Dave, Old Cheeks

Thursday, June 30
12:00 pm - All-Request Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
6:00 pm - Streak @ Cheeks with DJ Conner

Friday, July 1
12:00 pm - Weekend Kick-Off Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
5:00 pm - Brain Games with Dave, Old Cheeks
6:00 pm - Poolside Trivia with Dave, Old Cheeks
7:00 pm - Live music Poolside with Sean & Kara, West Pool

Saturday, July 2
12:00 pm - Pool Party with DJ Xavier, West Pool
2:00 pm - "So you want to be a couple?" with Dave at Old Cheeks
4:00 pm - Win, Lose or Draw with Daveat Old Cheeks
6:00 pm - Poolside Trivia with Dave, East Pool
7:00 pm - Evening Pool Party with DJ Derek

Sunday, July 3
12:00 pm - Live Music Poolside with Tim, West Pool
6:00 pm - Karaoke with Tom, West Pool

Monday, July 4
3:00 pm - Classic Rock Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
8:30 pm - Dive-in Movie, East Pool 

Tuesday, July 5
6:00 pm - Piano Bar at Cheeks

Wednesday, July 6
12:00 pm - Mid-Week Pool Party with DJ Conner, West Pool
5:00 pm - Gameshow: What's That Song? with Dave, Old Cheeks
6:00 pm - Super Mega Trivia 3000 with Dave, Old Cheeks

For other events at Cypress Cove, check out our webpage for What's Coming Up!

Laugh of the Week



Cove News  


Open House 

BRING YOUR FIRST-TIME FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!!!
As part of Nude Recreation Week —yes, there is a national week for that—Cypress Cove is opening its doors to first-time visitors for an Open House event on Saturday, July 9 from Noon until 4:00 p.m.
What happens at a nudist resort open house? Simply put, Cypress Cove invites first-time visitors so they can see how much fun au natural recreation can be. With complimentary resort tours, food and music by the pool, and access to all resort amenities, you can bring your curious family and friends to FINALLY introduce them to Cypress Cove.  

If you are a frequent visitor, resident, or member of Cypress Cove, we are currently seeking volunteer tour guides. If you are interested, leave your information with the front desk or email Newsletter@CypressCoveResort.com. 


Updates Ahead!

We are moving right along with our plans to update our buildings. The demo work for the West pool buildings, including Cheeks, has begun. The demo should only take a few days. Thereafter they will be resided and then painted to match the colorful palatte begun near the East Pool. During that time, Silver Lining Massage will temporarily relocate to Scuttlebutts. Thanks for your patience during these great property improvements!


Clothing Independence Day Pickleball Tournament!

Celebrate your freedom from textiles and independence from tan lines with a quick & fun morning of pickleball competition at the Cypress Cove Pickleball Club’s Clothing Independence Day Pickleball Tournament! It’s happening on Monday, July 4, 2022, at the courts.

Check-in will begin at 8 am and play will start at 8:30 am SHARP, as we try to beat the heat in the middle of summer. Our “quickie” tournament format should let us finish the competition well before Noon. You DO NOT NEED A PARTNER, and the event is free and open to everyone of all skill levels. 

For more information, email info@covepickleballclub.com or join the Club email list at CovePickleballClub.com.


PARROTHEAD WEEKEND

Ahhhhh, Parrothead Weekend ... THE PARTY event of the year at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort! So much fun that we had to extend the weekend to begin on Thursday in order to fit it all in! What's a Parrothead? Parrotheads love Jimmy Buffett music. Parrotheads love that laid-back island culture... and Parrotheads love to PARTY! Are you READY? This event sells VERY quickly, so make plans to attend now!


Residential Spring Cleaning Contest

Residents, please continue submitting entries via email at armando@cypresscoveresort.com or in person at the main office. There is a designated box with entry forms, located near the front desk. Remember, if your entry did not win last month, your entry will remain active for the duration of the contest and you still have a chance to win. We really appreciate everyone's efforts in keeping their lots, homes, and Cypress Cove beautiful! 


Labor Day 5K

Registration is already open for Cypress Cove’s Labor Day 5K! Come out and streak with us at the 9th annual clothing-optional run at Cypress Cove Nudist Resort on Saturday, September 3, 2022. Wear as little (or as much) as you like as you run/ walk around the beautiful 300-acre property. Day fees are included with your race registration and all preregistered runners are guaranteed commemorative race swag with their race packet so sign up early to be guaranteed one. The race starts at 8:30 am with check-in/ late registration from 7:15-8:15 am. Join us for the race after-party around the pool for music, awards, great food, and drink specials. To register for this year's race visit here. Prices increase after July 1, 2022.


Floaty Pens!

Get an exclusive Cypress Cove Floaty Pen before they’re gone! These retro-styled pens have been making a comeback, and our version is the BEST! Commissioned exclusively for Cypress Cove, these animated pens feature art by the famous cartoonist Ron Warne. There is a female and a male design of the pen, but why not buy a pair? They’re perfect for a souvenir, keepsake, or special gift. If you live at Cypress Cove or are planning a visit soon pick one up in the main office. Give us a call to have one shipped to your house. 407-933-5870. Get one for $7.99 or two for $15. 


News Outside the Cove

See what's making headlines in nudist news around the world. These things and more are being shared on our social media channels.
Follow us today to stay informed!

      
(Click one of these links to see the latest news!)


Chloé: how a 19th-century French nude ended up in a Melbourne pub and became an icon for Australian soldiers

“Enjoying a drink with Chloé at the hotel has been a good luck ritual for Australian soldiers since the first world war.” Nude art inspires!

"Chloé, the French nude by Jules Joseph Lefebvre, is an Australian cultural icon. Chloé made its debut at the 1875 Paris Salon and won medals at the 1879 Sydney and 1880 Melbourne international exhibitions. In December 1880, Thomas Fitzgerald, a Melbourne surgeon, bought Chloé for his private collection. Two years later, when Fitzgerald loaned Chloé to the National Gallery of Victoria, a furious debate erupted in the press. Public opinion was sharply divided over the propriety of displaying a French nude painting on the Sabbath." Read the full story HERE.


Silver penis pendant that measures a meager 1.2 inches and could date as far back as Caesar's 43AD invasion of Britain is unearthed in Kent

Strange things are popping up in the UK.

"A Roman pendant in the shape of a penis that was discovered in a Kent field has been declared as a piece of treasure. The phallic shape, which is 1.2inches long and less than half an inch wide, was found by retired estate agent Wendy Thompson while she was scouring farmland in Higham near Gravesend with a metal detector. The ancient relic is believed to date back between 43 AD and 410 AD - the years that troops from the Roman Empire occupied Britain." Read the full story HERE.


Have You Seen Us Lately?


On Tuesday nights, Cheeks is the place to be for dinner, drinks, and some Dueling Pianos.

 


Trees around the Cove are being trimmed, or in this case, removed, before the summer storms.

 


This is hard work and best done only by professionals.

 


The upgrading of the buildings at the West Pool has begun. It's getting new siding and a fun color.

 


DJ Conner hosts the Mid-Week Pool Parties with lots of great music and fun games.

 


If you like GREAT live music, the Hacksaw Hamlin band is a must-see.

 


The wonderful breakfast at Cheeks was the perfect place to celebrate Father's Day.

 


"Where Have You

Taken the Cove?"

SEND US YOUR PHOTOS!!!
 We want to see where you have worn your Cypress Cove t-shirt, no matter which style it is! Wear it to town, to the grocery store, wear it while you are out and about, or at a national monument, and send us a photo! You will be featured in our newsletter or on one of our social media channels. 

Don't have a shirt yet? Purchase one at the main office or call and order one to show your pride in Cypress Cove! 
Call us at Toll-Free (888) 683-3140.

Send photos to Newsletter@CypressCoveResort.com   

 


Sam and Cindy at the Virginia Air and Space Museum.
Thank you for sending us your photo!!!


Where have you worn your Cypress Cove T-shirts?
Send us a photo!


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