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Newsletter - July 21, 2021

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Highlights for This Weekend

Thursday, July 22

Not Parrothead Kick-off Pool Party with DJ D at 6 pm

Friday, July 23

Pool party with DJ Xavier at Noon
Live music Poolside with Tom at 7 pm -11 pm

Saturday, July 24

Pool Party with DJ Xavier at Noon
Group Photo in the West Pool at 12:30 pm
Reverse Parade at 1 pm 
Poolside Trivia with Dustin -  6 PM
Evening Pool Party with DJ "D" - 7 pm

Sunday, July 25

Live Music Poolside with The Conch Man at Noon

Ongoing Club Activities

 Newcomers welcome! 

**Please Note: The Clubhouse will be closed from July 22 - July 25 for the 16th Annual Breast Cancer Fundraiser prize display. If you have a club that meets in this room, please make other arrangements for your club's activities on these days. Thank you so much for your consideration & cooperation for this important event for charity

Pickleball - 9 am daily 

Apple Computer Club - 2nd and 4th Wednesdays of each month - 7 pm sharp East Pool. More information Here!

Beginner Line Dancing - Tuesday & Saturday at 10:30 am in Clubhouse

Petanque - 9:30 am at the Petanque courts

Aqua Aerobics - East Pool 9:30 am and 10:30 am (M, T, Th, S, Su) 

Aqua Zumba - Monday, Wednesday & Friday 9:30 am East Pool 

Table Tennis (Doubles) - Monday, Wednesday & Friday at 7:30 pm in the Day Room

Quilt-N-Sew - Thursday at 1:30 pm in the Clubhouse

Cornhole - Wednesday & Sunday 3 pm Old Cheeks - Signup begins 30 minutes prior.

*NEW* Mexican Train Dominos Every Sunday at 7 pm in the Clubhouse starting July 11.

*NEW* Mah Jong daily in the Clubhouse from 2 pm - 4 pm.

*NEW* Tennis on courts 1 & 2, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, & Sunday at 11:30 am (questions text Rae at 407-443-0491)

Camera Club - 2nd Sunday of the month at 10 am in the Clubhouse

Zumba - Monday 1 pm in the Clubhouse (Live Stream)

Zumba Gold - Wednesday 1 pm in the Clubhouse (Live Stream)

Powerwalking - Monday - Saturday at 8 am in the Clubhouse

Golf Scramble - Daily at 3 pm on the golf course

Naked Astronomy - First Sunday of the month 11 am in the Clubhouse

Cheeks Dining This Week

Click Here for this week's menu

Cheeks Hours
Monday - Thursday: 11:00 am - 10:00 pm
Friday:  11:00 am - 11:00 pm
Saturday: 8:00 am - 11:00 pm
Sunday: 8:00 am - 10:00 pm
Last call is 1 hour prior to closing!

Breakfast is served from 8 am to 10:30 am
on Saturday & Sunday.
Lunch service begins at 11 am.

Please call for pick-up or delivery: 407-933-3529

*Menu Subject to Change Due to Availability*

Next Week's Events:

July 29: Poolside Karaoke with Dustin at 6 pm

July 30: Live music Poolside with Lonny at 7 pm

July 31: Pool Party with DJ Xavier at Noon
Poolside Trivia with Dustin at 6 pm
Evening Pool Party with DJ "D" at 7 pm

August 1: Live Music Poolside with Tyler

For further events happening at Cypress Cove, check out our webpage for What's Coming Up!

Laugh of the Week

Cove News  


We still have availability for this weekend! Give us a call and book your room now. Download and print the Not Parrothead schedule here. 

Also happening is the 16th Annual Breast Cancer Fundraiser! Check it out below!! 

Reverse Parade Cart Decor Contest Prizes: 
1st place - $200 in Cove Coins
2nd place - $100 in Cove Coins
3rd place - $50 in Cove Coins


  • Please be registered by 12:30 pm on Saturday
  • Carts must be parked from 1 pm - 3 pm
  • Winner announced at 4 pm at the West Pool 
  • No give-aways or items tossed from the cart
  • Prizes awarded based on adherence to the theme (Floribbean, think Florida / Caribbean), Creativity, and Implementation.
  • Must be a golf cart. No trailers unless it is towed by your golf cart. 
  • Music is allowed but must be low volume not to exceed a 10-foot listening radius. 


Make sure to stop at the info booth and pick up a copy of Nudism 101 for your friends and family that are curious about nudism. 

The annual Parrothead Group Photo will be taken by Dan Erwin at 12:30 pm in the west pool. The photo will be available for purchase for $10 on Saturday & Sunday afternoon at the pool. Thank you for supporting the Cypress Cove Camera Club. 


Raffle Drawing will take place at 2:30 p.m. on Sunday, July 25th at Old Cheeks. You do not have to be present to win! Tickets should be filled out with your first name, last initial, and contact information (Lot or Phone #)

Raffle Prizes can be viewed at your own leisure. Prints of the prize items are currently in the Game Room on the Photo Shoot Wall. Photos & inventories of prizes/baskets are available online HERE. They will also be set up in person in the Club House displayed on tables with tubs for raffle tickets Friday, Saturday, & Sunday, July 23, 24 & 25 from 11 a.m. until 2 p.m. Additional tickets can be purchased Friday & Saturday, July 16 & 17 and Friday & Saturday, July 23 & 24 from 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. and & Sunday, July 25 from 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. (strict deadline) under Old Cheeks. You can also contact Laurel Beattey @ 407-922-7004 or

**Please Note: The Clubhouse will be closed from July 22 - July 25 for this event. If you have a club that meets in this room, please make other arrangements for your club's activities on these days. Thank you so much for your consideration & cooperation for this important event for charity. 


Nude-A-Palooza 2021 Announcements

Make sure you are around the West Pool at the specified times this Saturday because we will be ... ANNOUNCING THE BAND LINE-UP for Nude-A-Palooza!!! 

New Automatic Fish Feeder at Lake Brown

The Fishing Club has added an automatic fish feeder at Lake Brown near the covered deck. It is timed to automatically dispense fish food at 7:00 am, 7:05 am, 12:00 pm, 12:05 pm, 5:00 pm, and 5:05 pm. Please stop by and watch the new feeder in action. The club will be having another fundraiser this fall to help supply the feeder with food. Mike S. of the Fishing Club wishes to thank all of those involved with getting this installed.


We have SPECIAL EDITION Worn Stories T-Shirts. The ONLY way to get one is to purchase 2 of our brand new "Naturally Social" t-shirts and get the Worn Stories shirt FREE! (Licensing agreements with Netflix won't allow us to sell the shirts directly.) Stop by the office and check out the new merchandise! 

Limited Edition "Ask Me About Cypress Cove"

Kelly has been hard at work designing these various Cypress Cove shirts. New styles are being added daily! Stop by the main office and pick one up while they last. 

Carolyn and Lisa at Open House 2021.

Don't Let the Rain Keep You from Your Naked Time!

Whether you're planning a trip to Cypress Cove for a day, a weekend, a week, or longer, don't let the possibility of rain keep you away from having your much-needed naked time! There is always something fun to do at Cypress Cove...even if it's raining. With a restaurant, a covered hot tub, billiards, darts, table tennis, the American Nudist Research Library, a day room, a clubhouse, covered lounging spaces, and live music and entertainment, you can wait out a shower or two and still have a great time au naturale! So, although the Florida sun is great, don't discount how fun it can still be to run around naked in the rain. No soggy clothes here! Ponchos are available in our store and online

Want to Live at Cypress Cove?

Yes! you can live at your favorite vacation spot! Where else can you be naked and free all the time? Live with like-minded people and meet new friends. Check out our availability and start your new resident application by visiting THIS PAGE.

Nature Hair - Stop in today!

Looking a little... shabby? It's time for a trim! Stop by for a manicure, pedicure, or haircut today. Please reach out to them at 407-870-5131 or ex 2613 from your villa room.

News Outside the Cove

See what is making headlines in nudist news around the world. These things and more are being shared on our social media channels. Follow us today to stay informed!


Mysterious carving of naked man discovered near Hadrian's Wall

“Nudity…often signifies heroism.” We couldn’t agree more!

"An ancient carving depicting a naked "mystery horseman" discovered at Vindolanda, a Roman fort near Hadrian's Wall, might be a depiction of a god, archeologists said. The carving shows a man without clothes (except a hat) who is holding a spear and standing in front of either a horse or donkey. This roughly 6-inch-wide by 12-inch-long (16 by 31.5 centimeters) stone would have fit into a recess at the fort,  according to archaeologists at Vindolanda Charitable Trust in the United Kingdom." Read the full story HERE.

The art of being nude

Interesting podcast interview with a life model.

"Most of us are terrified of being naked in public. But some of us are just fine with it. Look at all those people dashing into the Derwent River for the nude swim! And then we've got Adam Crist, who's been a life model and also undraped herself for the purposes of performance. She explains why being naked in public is fine, but undressing in public is really weird." Read the full story HERE.

Around the Cove

In July 2014, the 50th anniversary of Cypress Cove was an incredible milestone to celebrate.


In July 2015, Magician Dan Stapleton demonstrated how much fun you can have with a guillotine and a nude man.


In July 2016, this mobile Tiki bar was the hit of the Parrothead parade.


In July 2017, the Real Housewives of Cypress Cove celebrated their Season Two of fun.


In July 2018, a beautiful picture of the west pool at the Thursday night Parrothead party.


In July 2019, the grand re-opening of the remodeled Check's Bar & Grill was the highlight of  Parrothead weekend.


In July 2020, even through the worst of the pandemic, Cove members lined up to give blood.

"Ask Me About Cypress Cove!"

Do you have your "Ask Me About Cypress Cove" t-shirt yet? They're priced at just $5 each, so we're not making any money on the shirts. We just want folks to use them to tell the world about Cypress Cove. Wear it to town, to the grocery store, or just wear it while you are out and about. Purchase your new t-shirt at the main office and show your pride in Cypress Cove!

SEND US YOUR PHOTOS!!! Do you have a photo of you in the "Ask Me About Cypress Cove" T-shirt? Send it in now! You could be featured in our newsletter. 
We have added this shirt AND the "Find Us On Social Media" T-shirt to our online store. Pick one up today and show us your photos.
Send them to   
Visit our online store by clicking HERE

Another happy guest picked up her "shredded shirt" from the front desk! 

Where have you worn your "Ask Me About Cypress Cove" or "Find Us on Social Media" T-shirt? Send us a photo!

"Thank you to everyone who has been doing this. It has been so much fun getting new pictures from exotic locations all over the US and the world! We have the absolute best, most loyal members we can imagine. We are truly grateful." -- Ted Hadley, Owner, Cypress Cove Nudist Resort

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